"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Things that annoy me at the gym

Drum&Bass

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-Trainers, who have clients that NEVER look different or more in shape.
This is NOT the fault of the trainer !!! Most big box trainers are given any old client, some clients will work hard and change for the better, MOST will not have the dedication to make a change at all. Either way its still money in the bank for the trainer and if both parties are happy then live and let live.

Only thing that annoys me now in a gym are dudes that lift up their shirts to show their abs..like they are trying to wipe off sweat.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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old married dude

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Guys who are shaving their chests/legs/pits, or whatever else in the gym's locker room or shower ick! Do that **** at home.:cuss:
 

Poonani Maker

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Guys looking in the mirror, what are you, a b!tch?

I never go to the gym, just only to meet people/friends. I used to workout in the weightroom back in the 90s.
 
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