ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
lol! Two interesting ideas right there. Get your red wings and toss a salad.inzone50 said:Go down on a girl when she is on her period.
Have a girl to ass to mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
lol! Two interesting ideas right there. Get your red wings and toss a salad.inzone50 said:Go down on a girl when she is on her period.
Have a girl to ass to mouth.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I've actually done that. I can scratch that one off my list.inzone50 said:Go down on a girl when she is on her period.
every other nightsleep naked with the window open
feed someone homeless one mealI gave a homeless guy 30 bucks one day and I happened to drive buy again 5 mintues later.. I was just going to pick up some dry cleaning, and he had the biggest bottle of Beer I have ever seen in my life
I did that earlier this year while in florida.. a couple of times. Dophins kick ass. REally I just jumped in the damn ocean and played around and dolphins came and started messing with me and then I just hung on to one while they were swimming... probably not the safest thing to do on earth but hey.. you only live once.swim with a dolphin
Better yet, have SEX on the beachdance on the beach
Let me add a couple of things
As far as getting my juices flowing.. two things do it more than anything else... Swimming in DEEEP water and Riding.. not getting on and going for a walk...RIDING a horse. Nothing is like going though a trail on the back of a horse flying like a bat out of hell.
1) Have a child
2) I've done alot of traveling, the most beatuiful place I have been to yet is Dubai.. if you ever get the chance....
3) Buy at least one 3-5 thousand dollar suit in your lifetime
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
speakeasy said:Dubai? The place looks like Vegas without the casinos. What's so beatiful about Dubai?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.