Things a woman would say in a dating testimonial?

[apusislaya]

Hi guys. I have plentyoffish profile and I'm adding fake testimonials from fake hot chicks onto it. Many reasons, primary one is because I just created account yesterday. But whatever.

A testimonial is something users can leave on your profile, after a date perhaps. Like:





or something similar, 160 characters minimum.


So it's a sort of social proving or something. If a few hot chicks left good testimonials I should be golden. AND I'm getting added as favorites, to fake users again. Social proving.

So, I want to know what would a woman write in such a testimonial? Idea is to have her write something as if she went out with me for a coffee and ended up in my bed and in love with me, dripping wet and craving more. But something real. Come on guys help me out to think.

Help me get a very fair advantage over women who naturally get these things because they have boobs and pvssy!!



Also, I don't contact women anymore. I let them contact me. Reason for that is that I set myspace account once to 18 female, and added hot picture. Friend requests every 5 minutes, messages every minute. I developed preconceived notions about guys quickly, and stopped answering all e-mails. LOL!!!

 

[pingpongz]

lol dude i had the exact same idea the other day

I was gonna put in something like

"this guys got it all "

and

"all i can say is WOW"

My status is set to looking for intimate encounter

oh yeh.. u prob shouldn't make the girls TOO hot otherwise slightly uglier girls will feel too intimidated to msg u

 

[apusislaya]

yo man, my status is set for dating. and I got message limit those who looking for friendship can not contact me. we should exchange profile bra and add each other to favorites, the more favorites you have the better. pm me man.