Things a Perfect Guy Would Do??

[noodle]

A girl that i know sent me this and i'm wondering what you guys think about it. Which ones do you agree with? Why? Which ones do you disagree with? Why?


Things a Perfect Guy Would Do...

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't
normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from
each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

in the words of a great DJ...

*wags AFC tail*

 

[noodle]

What i'm wondering now is....Things a Perfect DJ would do?

 

[sav]

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

sure

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

a bit creepy but ok?

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.

ok...

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

ummmmmm..........

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

sounds good.

6. Play with your hair.

once agian, a bit creepy...

7. His hands always find yours.

ok

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

all guys really want is sex.... so be cute when asking for it? hmm... why not just be sexual...

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

nah...

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

dance to have a good time... always better with a girl.... who cares how you look ..

11. Never run out of love.

*****es run out of love a lot faster then guys...

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

just be proper to the situation

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

once agian, just be proper to the situation

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

i never really understood girls... you tell them you will be there picking them up at 9, but no, they are out at like 9:30 or even 10.. making you wait a good 30 mins.. i just started coming 30 mins late.. and it becomes a viscious cycle of them knowing you will come 30 mins late and instead of 9:30 they will be out at 10 or 10:30.. never really understood it, but hey, givev them enough **** about it and THEY will understand.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

it never actually hurts, unless its the balls.. so how can you react cutely to that?

16. Smile a lot.

just be happy

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't
normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

dont overdo it.. or it just loses its meaning.. and believe me... IT DOES.

18. Appreciate you.

only if its felt back.

19. Help others out.

always.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

if it is appreciated....

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from
each others company, even when his friends are watching.

russian custom anyway... with any female friend... with a girl its a kiss on the lips!

22. Sing, even if he can't.

only when drunk

24. Stare at you.

creepy?

25. Call for no reason.

dont overdo...

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.

i'd quit smoking for a girl.. dunno bout drinking though hehe...

 

[Wolves]

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

LOL keep dreamin girl

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

Depends... if there's a set time you need to be somewhere she'd better hurry her ass up, if not then w/e. I had a girl once take 45 minutes to get ready once, and she comes out in a sweatshirt, jeans and a pony tail... I sent her back in.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

With gas prices these days? Psh! Either she's out of town for some reason or you're in a long distance relationship. Out of town = I can wait til she gets back. Long distance relationship = why are you in a long distance relationship? Ok lol seriously though if I've got to drive 5 hours I can wait until we have more than a ****in hour, for a weekend I'd say sure... but an hour? If it was her driving 5 hours to see me for 1 I'd just tell her to save her money for when we have more time, **** that.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from
each others company, even when his friends are watching.

Well I always say goodbye to my girls with a quickie... yeah sometimes I let my friends watch.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.

Well considering most of those are bad habits that a guy should stay away from in the first place (except drinking, sorry girls, I'm Irish), I'd be more concerned if a girl tried to make me quit something that I liked that wasn't harmful but she despised, in which case she can have a nice hot cup of NEXT.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Hey 14 year old kid, do you notice that your list contains everything that SHE wants??????? It is all about What THE MAN WANTS that is important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP, THE MATRIx has you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The question is "What would a perfect woman do???"

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

these lists piss me off. its gives guys who read it all the wrong things to do, burying them further into the matrix and making them more miserable.

"drive 5 hours to see you for 1"
what the hell? thats just bad time management. by the time you get there, I wouldnt be surprised if shes naked in bed with some other dude
"Oh... you're earlier than I expected..."

 

[cactus3178]

"4. Give you the remote control during the game."



I would kill a ***** if she touched my remote during football. My GF learned this a couple times. Now she knows, hehe.


Btw, list is stupid. 'nuff said.

 

[Trapper]

drive 5 hours to see you for 1"
what the hell? thats just bad time management. by the time you get there, I wouldnt be surprised if shes naked in bed with some other dude
"Oh... you're earlier than I expected..."

The addman this is funny really... okay think about the other side..by the time you get there, shes naked in bed and waiting for u...

"oh, you are faster than i expected..."

would not be possible and nice)?

 

[selfmademob]

Yeah, I wouldn't give the remote control during a game unless she wanted to watch football and have sex. (On the screen) 'SCORE" (On the couch) "SCORE"

 

[Ace of Flames]

This just reeks of a myspace bulletin or an email forward... and the reek is bad.