Thief in the night

[Cme Take Over]

I really need to bone this chick right, well, I AM going to bone this chick. Only problem is, she has a boyfriend. Can anyone give me some strategic pointers??

Lemmie start off with some background first.

So it's my first day in college right, and it's a community college, but it's swarming with hoes..I mean SWARMING..they're crawling on the damn ceiling and coming out of the vents and everything. I see no other dudes in the school trying to holler, which is wonderful. I immediately get on level 10, look through my scope and hit my targets. So within a couple hours i got 5 phone numbers of some really good potential. I end up in my last class, and I'm not feeling particularly fullfilled. So this thin chick walks in and she's got curly hair down past her shoulders and one of those nice petite bodies, shirt exposing cleavage, pants exposing asscrack. I popped a long boner faster than a fat girl pops a diet pill. For nearly the entire class period I am ****ing this girl in my head. Times up, I'm taking too long to write down the homework assignment, by the time I look up, the class is gone, DAMN! So then I walk outside to the bus stop and I'm just chilling, posted up on the wall. One of the front doors at the entrance to the school flies open and guess what, here comes my petite little mental fug buddy. She takes a cigarrette out of her purse, turns her head and spits out a big nasty loogie.

I look at her and say "Damn, that was un-lady like" - she smiles and says "I try to be a lady, but hey"

As if she had been waiting to say something to me, she walks over and says "Hey you seem pretty smart in that last class."
I must've said something like "I like to know what I'm doing." We kick a little conversation off and she tells me about this and that. I ask her for her phone number, she gives it eagerly(never mentions nothing about a boyfriend). I then find out that she lives on a certain street and she likes to smoke weed all day long. I am suprised, because I live on that same street, four houses down from her and I like to smoke weed too - what a coincidence, it's like destiny or something. So anyway, I have her phone number and a legitamate reason to call her, and she is my neighbor.

I need to put her on my easy access list, but she has this damn obstacle in my way called boyfriend syndrome. I realize most girls have boyfriends for easy access or just for the sake of saying they have a boyfriend. I know I am a better man than this guy (though I never met him).

How can I get her in that comfortable state to where we can proceed sexually, as if she has no boyfriend?

How?

 

[Blatant truth]

Smoke with her...

When did she mention a boyfriend though?

 

[Cme Take Over]

Definately.

She mentioned her boyfriend in this situation:

I called her, told her when she gets home we'll get to together and smoke. She said okay because she wanted to anyway. She then told me she'd be home in 20 minutes. I told her to answer her phone in 20 minutes. She says OK.

I get tied up, and end up calling her back after 40-45 minutes. She says that she thought I wasn't going to call her and her boyfriend was coming over and they were going somewhere. So then we made plans for today.

That was the first time I heard the word boyfriend mentioned.

 

[Blatant truth]

Treat her as if she didn't have a man. Don't even mention him. And if she does, gloss over it.

Or find a girl without a man, less of a headache.

 

[Cme Take Over]

That's the only thing I've thought to do so far, thanks though.

There are plenty of single women running around but the fact is that she lives right down the street, like 150 feet at the most - I need her for easy access. (so I can put her on my emergency head list for those late nights when nobody else is answering the phones) - not to sound obnoxious but thats my Modus Operandi.

 

[darth yoda]

You "need" nothing young padawan. Need leads to fear of loss.

The fear of loss is a path to the AFC side.

 

[Cme Take Over]

No disrespect, but Come on darth vader, save me that star wars ****. I'm not some type of lame. I am more than average, far from frustrated and damn sure not no chump. I don't need NEED the hoe.

If an 80 year old comic book collector accidently drops his 1st issue of superman and it's stuck under the refrigerator- he could say "I don't want to hurt my back, I'll just let it go", he won't die without it. But that dosen't mean he shouldn't reach for it.

I'd rather try and fail than quit before the race, even my competitors are in cars and I am on my mongoose.

Thanks for your input though. Please keep it coming.

 

[Royal Elite]

Stop trying to find ways to get permission to act like you have balls. She is not a robot, if she wants to screw you she will. A boy friend is not a husband, or a finance, its nothing big. Call her over smoke and then when you feel like you want to screw let her know you want her. Dont ask, don't beat around the bush. if she starts playing the teasing game dont back down call her on it and let her know you don't play games. If she's down cool if not bounce. That is what a woman means when she says I like a guy who can "handle" me. Meaning he DOES NOT TAKE HER ****. HE DOES NOT BEND TO HER WILL! The second you bend to a Woman's will you are not a Man!

MAN UP!

 

[darth yoda]

If you don't need her, then say it do not.

I don't know what you want, you were already told what to do.

Go smoke with her, ignore boyfriend if subject comes up, bang her. Solved is your problem then, ay?

And don't let the fact that she lives so close to you make you "want" her more, it matters not.

Plenty of girls tease, hang, and talk to guys even though they have boyfriends already. Find out if she is a tease, if she is, bounce you should. Boyfriend drama is not healthy, good luck.

 

[Cme Take Over]

You are right. You answered my own question with something I already know.

I know not to bend to any women's will. That's a natural notion since birth.


Man up....man i will **** you up. Thanks for the advice though.