"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They Fall In Love With Me !!

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Ok I have a small (understatment) problem. !

The girls in my life have always fallen in love with me. Everything is fine at first some flirting, some KINO, THE GREATEST SEX THEY HAVE EVER HAD, and than next thing I know they are professing their love for me.

WHICH by the way sends me out the door faster than Illegal Aliens at the sound of "LA MIGRA"!!!!!!!!

I Will do whatever it takes to get them to see the light (Leave me alone)

I am a solitary man I think I always will be, but I wouldn't mind keeping them around as friends but I can't even do that because they see it a chance. THey think in those crazy chick brains that if I am nice to them in any way that it is a sign that they can start looking for wedding dress'.

WTF? over.

Any advice?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You wanna keep them as friends??? DONT SLEEP WITH THEM...

Its so snobbish to say they have the greatest sex ever ... either that is the case or you been dating some low self esteem having mofo's.....

You havent noticed (prolly cause ur a guy) but all women get attached emotionally to a man once she has slepted with him..maybe because she feels like she shared something special with him... most likely she wont want to leave...

ADVISE:

DONT SLEEP WITH THESE LOSERS!!

hahaha
 

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ok first things first: DON'T SLEEP WITH THEM?!!!! Are you for real?!

and Second none of my girls are Losers. I still Respect all of them and I will never See any of them as losers.

I appreciate your mixed up reply, but I regret to see anything logical in it. I knew before I even met these girls that women are emotional creatures I have two sisters so I saw it growing up.

I have no problem with being emotional or passionate, but there is no reason that these girls want to just get married. I am serious when I saw the fall in LOVE. Not a crush or serious dating but they honostly put it in their mind that I am the one.

BUT I AM NOT!
 

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WOMEN ARE EMOTIONAL CREATURES.....

Women out number men..... so when someone finds a man at least with one of the below:

1. good sex
2. has a job
3. looks ok

women up and want to get married because they believe they have a good man!!

its very hard to call it without knowing the whole truth meaning both sides of the relationship.
 

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Ohh and snobbish to say that it was the best sex of their lifes???

WHEN did it become snobbish to tell the truth?! OK it may sound like bragging but it is not my fault that the other men these women have been with could not treat them right.

MOST of the women I have been with had never had a multibale orgasim. SOME had never been able to have an Orgasim by having sex, and others never were able to have an Orgasim by oral.

I gave all my women all of those. SO was it the best sex of their life YES !!!!!!!!! YES it was.

SO be it I will be called a snob in return to making these girls happy.

SO there you have.

thanks,

sincerly snob.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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cuttiepie I take it that you are a girl?
 

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hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha


and a guy with a sense of humor..

hubba hubba

*winks*

I see why they falling in love with you!!

and PS... what guy u know calls himself cutiepiie?? :p
 

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Cutiepiie, I gave you the benefit of the doubt at first, but you're a moron.

Sorry, it needed to be said.
 

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okayyyyyyyyyyy

I see that I am not wanted here!!

*crys*

boo hoo boo hoo
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by DJBen
What is it with the huge influx of women onto this board. Is NOTHING sacred?!
SOME of the women are nice to have around. It's just that this particular one is an idiot.
 

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this is a totally bad thing you know.

on the another note, if you were lousy in bed.. your thread would be titled.."why dont any of these chicks fall for me"?
 

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Good Sex is the glue that holds bad relationships together.

If you know that they're going to fall in love, perform a simple cost/benefit analysis. Is their friendship worth more to you than a bit of sex? If yes, simply refrain from the world-rocking with them.

Honestly man, it sounds like you're sh1tting in your own back yard because you're too lazy or horndoggled to go out and catch other fish. I mean really, are these the only girls that will have sex with you or are you just so enslaved by the urge that you can't say 'no'? :rolleyes:

-Cyrano
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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well totally no advice I can use.

That is sad that the best advice I got was from a girl!

As far as ****ting in my back yard... That is a hella big back yard!

I have said no far more than I have said yes. I am not a *****. Some of those girls I am talking about I have not even touched. They just throw themselfs at me, which is a total turn off. Take for example this last girl to profess her undying love for me.

Ok I was with this girl R who I met while I was DJing (the real DJing with records and turntables) she is a dancer at the club I was spinning at. She is hella hot *dancer*! After my set I started talking to this CUTIEPIE J about the after party. Well R came back and we were going to split so I told J tootles. I while after that I had R calling me and giving me **** for not spending every waking moment with her *which made me not want to spend any moments with her* and I was at a pre party and saw J. J was all like "look who we got here" and than ditched the guy she was with to hang out with me and my boy Aaron while we flyered for our events comming up before we went to the party.

Well long story short I did kiss J but that was it. Next thing I know she is talking about OUR FUTURE and telling people how we were a thing. J is hella cool and is a friend but she wants more.

THere is a lot more. I followed the advice from this sight and did my own thing and now look. Hella chicks and hella headaches.

PS. I did go further with J and than did somthing my friend told me. I started taking about our future and called her all the time. SHE wound up telling me We need space...lol.. so in the long run I figured it out. Thanks JC.

Ohh and hey cutiepie you can stick around I will let you.
 
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