"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
These guys got balls the size of a Death Star
- Thread starter Jitterbug
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The guys with balls the size of a Death Star as you nicely put it, are also Libyan doctors returning to Libya from Britain to treat rebels.
They left the life of comfort and good income to help. If caught by Khadaffi's gestapo they will be tortured and executed. I applaud them.
They left the life of comfort and good income to help. If caught by Khadaffi's gestapo they will be tortured and executed. I applaud them.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
At 2:40 that lion was like, "the ƒuck is that sh!t all about?" lol
Law 5: So Much Depends on Reputation— Guard it with Your Life
Reputation is the cornerstone of power. Through reputation alone you can intimidate and win; once it slips, however, you are vulnerable, and will be attacked on all sides. Make your reputation unassailable. Always be alert to potential attacks and thwart them before they happen. Meanwhile, learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations. Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them.
Law 5: So Much Depends on Reputation— Guard it with Your Life
Reputation is the cornerstone of power. Through reputation alone you can intimidate and win; once it slips, however, you are vulnerable, and will be attacked on all sides. Make your reputation unassailable. Always be alert to potential attacks and thwart them before they happen. Meanwhile, learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations. Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them.
So you little boys really believe this? Doesn't surprise me. Reason all of you will follow your father's footsteps. Daddy hates life, and so will you.
Here is a hint. Everything that is shot is basically scripted. Why don't some of you go to film school after high school? You will see what I mean. Hell, just use iMovie and learn basic editing.
Here is a hint. Everything that is shot is basically scripted. Why don't some of you go to film school after high school? You will see what I mean. Hell, just use iMovie and learn basic editing.
Reputation reeks of Ego feeding and protecting.Rollo Tomassi said:
When you have big balls, reputation follows not other way around.
You didn't expect this attack on your reputation, did you. Sucka. lol (joke, keep calm)
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Your best chance for survival when dealing with a wild animal is to act unpredictably, in ways that the animal has never seen before. It confuses their thought processes and their instinct and causes them to refrain from acting.
This is not unlike, methinks, our dealing with woman.
This is not unlike, methinks, our dealing with woman.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You should try to intimidate them, not to confuse them. They might confuse you with something acting weird but tasting good.Atom Smasher said:
But when you meet grizzly bear, you should lie on the ground and be very quiet. So that you don't disturb him too much while it eats you.