Theres this one girl and yea...help me

[oakraiderz2]

So for that past few weeks this one girl and i have been hanging out and all that good ****. A few nights ago we were chillin and i got cb'd by my dad (that has nothing to do with anything...or does it?? i just wanted to throw it in there.) Anyway, last night we went to a dollar movie. Everything was going fine and when we left i decided to hold her hand. This is where things got kinda interesting...in my eyes. At some point she said it was feels weird holding hands and that she never has before, which i thought was kinda weird. So my mind is kinda boggled because she also said that shes a hopeless romantic. As i was driving home she sent me a text saying to have a good night and sweet dreams, all that mushy ****. I would assume she liked the fact that i held here hand, but i dunno. She seems like the type that would really like that kinda stuff but at the same time she does. So should i keep up the slightly romantic **** or cool off on it? She called me yesterday just to say hi. This is where we jetset back to the previous night that involved the cb'ing of my dad...

We were at first in my room watchin a movie but that **** didnt fly with my dad (go figure). So we move down to the basement and things started gettin hot and heavy. We were making out, she got and top of me and i had some fun with boobs. This all leads up to a particular point when she was on top of me; i was on my back and she was on on her back also on top of me. Im pretty sure she wanted me to finger her but i tend to hesistate with that. Anyway, my dad decided that was a good time to come downstairs and start the dryer...which had my clothes in it that he doesnt wash. So basically i need to find a place to bang this girl before she goes back to school which is in a month.

 

[IsiMan84]

I assume she has some residence of her own as well? Or maybe one of you owns a car? Or even better wait until your parents are asleep. If you're that horny you should have thought of something by now.

 

[chickenlegs03]

it's always about a girl isn't it? i'm jk...bored at work

 

[sexy_kuta]

MAN
RENTA HOTEL!

why u think u take a ho to a hotel?


aside from the jokes, take her to a hotel.. a cheap one like 30-50 bucks a night

and bang her brains out

or do it somewhrere romaticly.. on a hill at night... somewhere.. on a roof Lol

 

[2c2bt]

Dollar movie? Where?

 

[oakraiderz2]

Dollar movie? Where?

Umm...in the land of colorado springs. It was actually 1.50 cause it was after 6...50 cent tuesdays!!

I assume she has some residence of her own as well? Or maybe one of you owns a car? Or even better wait until your parents are asleep. If you're that horny you should have thought of something by now.

Yea she lives with her parents as well. Yea we both have cars, but id rather have more space to rock the boat. If i still have my tinted windows itd be a lot better. My mom doesnt go to bed until around 1 or 2. My brother is here on vacation so hes livin in our basement...i will have to figure something out.

 

[BBX]

Wow I want your problems.

 

[IsiMan84]

Of course you'd want more space to rock the boat, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I guess it just depends how much of a priority it is to you. If it came down to banging a HB9 in a dumpster or going home to Rosie Palm, which would you go with? Of course it's a little extreme but you understand what I'm trying to say.

Okay so your mother is up until 1 or 2. So are your parents trading shifts standing guard outside your room or something? If your dad doesn't approve of you two being in his room, then why not just go there after he goes to sleep, even if your mother is still awake? Hell you could probably bang her while your mother's awake, and then wait until she's asleep too before letting the girl go home.

And I just realized you are 20? You are basically a grown-ass man. When I first replied I thought you were in high school, because that's how it sounds like your parents are treating you. If you're that old and your dad is trying to keep you from being alone with girls, you might as well play the gay card. Just tell him you're not so sure if you like girls, and he will probably pick that girl up from her house and bring her over to your place himself, because that's the last thing a dad wants to hear from his son. Haha.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Of course you'd want more space to rock the boat, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I guess it just depends how much of a priority it is to you. If it came down to banging a HB9 in a dumpster or going home to Rosie Palm, which would you go with? Of course it's a little extreme but you understand what I'm trying to say.

Okay so your mother is up until 1 or 2. So are your parents trading shifts standing guard outside your room or something? If your dad doesn't approve of you two being in his room, then why not just go there after he goes to sleep, even if your mother is still awake? Hell you could probably bang her while your mother's awake, and then wait until she's asleep too before letting the girl go home.

And I just realized you are 20? You are basically a grown-ass man. When I first replied I thought you were in high school, because that's how it sounds like your parents are treating you. If you're that old and your dad is trying to keep you from being alone with girls, you might as well play the gay card. Just tell him you're not so sure if you like girls, and he will probably pick that girl up from her house and bring her over to your place himself, because that's the last thing a dad wants to hear from his son. Haha.

You make valid points. Im such dumbass. Tonight we were hanging out and everything was going my way. I was doing what i could to get her in the mood but of course i managed to fvck it up. We were on a small couch and her parents were a sleep. She got on top of me and she asked "what do you wanna do now?" I wanted to say we should go to her room but i fvckin b*tched out and didnt say sh*t. GODDAMNIT! WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH ME? Shes going back to school in a month and i KNEW that when we chilled at her house that it was gonna be my chance and i managed to screw it up. Go fvckin me. All because my monk ass was too afraid to say 5 damn words. I feel like ive lost my chance which makes everything even worse. I suck at life. This has been my problem for fvckin ever. Its really not that big of a deal but it is. I know yall are gonna rip me a new a55hole but whatever, i wish i had some shots. Maybe its the fact that its been a fvckin year since ive gotten laid! Im FVCKIN TERRIFIED that im gonna last 3 min and itll be over. I fvcked this up. I can just imagine her wondering what the hell my problem is. Im a b*tch, now all of you all know it along with her, and myself. What a great club. I kinda fvckin hate myself. My chances are gone.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!FVCK!!!!!

 

[dreamxhenry_notAFC]

You make valid points. Im such dumbass. Tonight we were hanging out and everything was going my way. I was doing what i could to get her in the mood but of course i managed to fvck it up. We were on a small couch and her parents were a sleep. She got on top of me and she asked "what do you wanna do now?" I wanted to say we should go to her room but i fvckin b*tched out and didnt say sh*t. GODDAMNIT! WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH ME? Shes going back to school in a month and i KNEW that when we chilled at her house that it was gonna be my chance and i managed to screw it up. Go fvckin me. All because my monk ass was too afraid to say 5 damn words. I feel like ive lost my chance which makes everything even worse. I suck at life. This has been my problem for fvckin ever. Its really not that big of a deal but it is. I know yall are gonna rip me a new a55hole but whatever, i wish i had some shots. FVCK!!!!!

Come on down,relax you messed up its a GOOD THING!Now next time learn from your mistakes,image yourself in the same situation or similar situtations as postive things are happening.

 

[oakraiderz2]

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Come on down,relax you messed up its a GOOD THING!Now next time learn from your mistakes,image yourself in the same situation or similar situtations as postive things are happening.

Bullsh*t. I just fvcked up in an epic proportion. Who wants to take a shot at me?

 

[dreamxhenry_notAFC]

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Bullsh*t. I just fvcked up in an epic proportion. Who wants to take a shot at me?

Dude come down,we all make mistakes and I can take a shot at you when this is the internet,unless I send your computer a virus,lol But seriously Its called LEARNING FROM YOUR MISTAKES!

 

[dreamxhenry_notAFC]

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Bullsh*t. I just fvcked up in an epic proportion. Who wants to take a shot at me?

Man I dont blame you for hating yourself,it had happened to me when I missed out a great oppurontiy on getting a HOT GIRL!If I had approached her I would have a great relationship with her,but NO I didn't Im still mad at myself,but sh*t man you have to learn from that experience,because I seriously know how YOU feel,

 

[blinkwatt]

Anyway, my dad decided that was a good time to come downstairs and start the dryer...which had my clothes in it that he doesnt wash.

My dad does the same crep to me. Its embarassing I'm almost 19,have a full time job and he still tries these stunts. Oh well I just figure I will buy a house in a year or two and the gates of oppurtunity will fly open!
But hey I found a way around it. Drive to a park and go on a walk and keep a blanket or two in your car and find a spot to lay down and "look at the stars"....the rest is history. Best of Luck!

 

[Reloaded]

MAN
RENTA HOTEL!

why u think u take a ho to a hotel?


aside from the jokes, take her to a hotel.. a cheap one like 30-50 bucks a night

and bang her brains out

or do it somewhrere romaticly.. on a hill at night... somewhere.. on a roof Lol

A HOTEL?! The cheap bastard can't even afford a regular priced movie!

Some options:

Car
Her house
The woods
A pool
A friend's house

 

[oakraiderz2]

I feel fvckin ashamed. Im pretty sure she thinks im a b*tch. I do this crap all the time. I cant wait to go sit outside and smoke a pack of cigs. I dont even know. I guess that was my shot that i effed up...go me.

 

[IsiMan84]

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Bullsh*t. I just fvcked up in an epic proportion. Who wants to take a shot at me?

I'll step up.

Yea so I thought I'd solved your problem with the location situation. But you definitely put the 'F' in AFC on the last post. Like I've said before, hesitation = masturbation. If you're afraid about lasting 3 minutes, how is it going to help you if you keep holding off for an additional month? Is 13 months somehow better than 12? Would you rather last 3 minutes inside a girl or inside your own hand? It's your choice. So if you want something to happen with her you're gonna have to grow a sack at some point.

There, I said it.

 

[oakraiderz2]

I'll step up.

Yea so I thought I'd solved your problem with the location situation. But you definitely put the 'F' in AFC on the last post. Like I've said before, hesitation = masturbation. If you're afraid about lasting 3 minutes, how is it going to help you if you keep holding off for an additional month? Is 13 months somehow better than 12? Would you rather last 3 minutes inside a girl or inside your own hand? It's your choice. So if you want something to happen with her you're gonna have to grow a sack at some point.

There, I said it.

Yea, i was just pissed off at myself that night. I got everything under control now. Next time we chill its going down.

 

[IsiMan84]

Hopefully it goes in instead of down. That would hurt.