"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Theirs a hot girl staying at my house right now..

Chev.Chelios

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she's passed out, my brother gave her the rope all night and her phones on the table...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So your brother banged this girl which is sleeping in your house, at the same time a guy self fabricate drama trying to "understand" why she is not answering him?

Did I get it right?
 

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The girl your brother bangs which is staying at your house does not count, because you mastrubated all night long while your brother was fvcking her.
 

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she's passed out, my brother gave her the rope all night and her phones on the table...
Chev, I deleted the screenshot if the text because it contained personal information of someone. We don't share personal info on here. You are welcome to repost the screenshot but please redact out the personal info. Thank you.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Chev.Chelios

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The girl your brother bangs which is staying at your house does not count, because you mastrubated all night long while your brother was fvcking her.
We both bang the same girls, because brotherhood.

Chev, I deleted the screenshot if the text because it contained personal information of someone. We don't share personal info on here. You are welcome to repost the screenshot but please redact out the personal info. Thank you.
chit... sorry man!
Did he just tie her up, or did he beat her with the rope, too?
nooo only the dck
 
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