"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Zorse Vs. The Zonkey

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DJDamage

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I say the second one. This dude is standing outside a convienant store with something that looks like a zebra pony. Chicks are going to be in and out of the store looking at it and squeal" Oh wow its soo cute!! may I pet it!!?? "and the guy will be like" sure you can I always like it when pretty women stroke my zonkey"
 

lookyoung

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sparky0000 said:

How is it possible that this idiot is allowed to troll for so long. Sparkys post are all garbage.

1. Never gives advice.
2. Flames everyones threads.
3. Is a smart azz.
4. Is not a genuine poster.
5. Never has once posted a real life situation with a girl.
6. Never once asked for advice.

Now I understand this guy is some geek that has never gotten laid before, but at least try to improve yourself.

Acting like an idiot is not going to help you with woman or life.

Ban this piece of ****.
 

TheNewGuy

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You can invite women on dates to ride your zorse, not so much with the zonkey.

Would you rather a fine woman ride on your zorse, or pet your zonkey?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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sparky0000

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lookyoung said:
How is it possible that this idiot is allowed to troll for so long. Sparkys post are all garbage.

1. Never gives advice.
2. Flames everyones threads.
3. Is a smart azz.
4. Is not a genuine poster.
5. Never has once posted a real life situation with a girl.
6. Never once asked for advice.

Now I understand this guy is some geek that has never gotten laid before, but at least try to improve yourself.

Acting like an idiot is not going to help you with woman or life.

Ban this piece of ****.
Never gives advice?? How stupid are you? Ok, stupid enough to spend thousands on DJ aids. I am about the only fool on here who tells guys to hold themselves to a higher standard! Read my posts. I am the one who builds up most of the freaks on here. I am the one who tells dudes that they can be themselves and still get beautiful girls. Losers like you make guys feel like s***.

Want me to post a real life situation? I will. No problem. I will give you the COMPLETE run down (pictures and video!) of time spent in the Former Soviet Union. I have to clean out my files as it is. I don't "game" girls. I simply talk to them. Know what? It freaking works! Even if my Russian is totally retarded sounding. It doesn't matter. It works.

I don't flame EVERYONE. Read my posts. I, unlike you, harbor no anger towards anybody on here. I am sure most of you are swell guys when you get out from behind the computer.

WTF is a genuine poster?

Acting like an idiot will NOT help you with girls. I agree. That is why MYSTERY and your other gurus are nothing but screwing you boys over. Big fuzzy hats and painted nails will get your a$$ beaten where I play my games. "Neggin" and "peacocking" is acting stupid.

Ban LOOKYOUNG! Ban him! :yawn: Do I sound angry enough?
 

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zorses

Could you please either erase this thread or post some of my pics from
zorseman.com that every time some kid does a search for images from my website they won't first have to look at some fat guys boob? This thread has been around a long time.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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