"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Zorse Vs. The Zonkey

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJDamage

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I say the second one. This dude is standing outside a convienant store with something that looks like a zebra pony. Chicks are going to be in and out of the store looking at it and squeal" Oh wow its soo cute!! may I pet it!!?? "and the guy will be like" sure you can I always like it when pretty women stroke my zonkey"
 

lookyoung

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sparky0000 said:

How is it possible that this idiot is allowed to troll for so long. Sparkys post are all garbage.

1. Never gives advice.
2. Flames everyones threads.
3. Is a smart azz.
4. Is not a genuine poster.
5. Never has once posted a real life situation with a girl.
6. Never once asked for advice.

Now I understand this guy is some geek that has never gotten laid before, but at least try to improve yourself.

Acting like an idiot is not going to help you with woman or life.

Ban this piece of ****.
 

TheNewGuy

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You can invite women on dates to ride your zorse, not so much with the zonkey.

Would you rather a fine woman ride on your zorse, or pet your zonkey?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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sparky0000

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lookyoung said:
How is it possible that this idiot is allowed to troll for so long. Sparkys post are all garbage.

1. Never gives advice.
2. Flames everyones threads.
3. Is a smart azz.
4. Is not a genuine poster.
5. Never has once posted a real life situation with a girl.
6. Never once asked for advice.

Now I understand this guy is some geek that has never gotten laid before, but at least try to improve yourself.

Acting like an idiot is not going to help you with woman or life.

Ban this piece of ****.
Never gives advice?? How stupid are you? Ok, stupid enough to spend thousands on DJ aids. I am about the only fool on here who tells guys to hold themselves to a higher standard! Read my posts. I am the one who builds up most of the freaks on here. I am the one who tells dudes that they can be themselves and still get beautiful girls. Losers like you make guys feel like s***.

Want me to post a real life situation? I will. No problem. I will give you the COMPLETE run down (pictures and video!) of time spent in the Former Soviet Union. I have to clean out my files as it is. I don't "game" girls. I simply talk to them. Know what? It freaking works! Even if my Russian is totally retarded sounding. It doesn't matter. It works.

I don't flame EVERYONE. Read my posts. I, unlike you, harbor no anger towards anybody on here. I am sure most of you are swell guys when you get out from behind the computer.

WTF is a genuine poster?

Acting like an idiot will NOT help you with girls. I agree. That is why MYSTERY and your other gurus are nothing but screwing you boys over. Big fuzzy hats and painted nails will get your a$$ beaten where I play my games. "Neggin" and "peacocking" is acting stupid.

Ban LOOKYOUNG! Ban him! :yawn: Do I sound angry enough?
 

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zorses

Could you please either erase this thread or post some of my pics from
zorseman.com that every time some kid does a search for images from my website they won't first have to look at some fat guys boob? This thread has been around a long time.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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