"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The worst thing you ever heard
- Thread starter Burroughs
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
Yep. Pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i am a huge law and order fan. my wife and i watched a SVU eposide last week you might have seen it. it was last week's eposide.
this chick, married to this wall street start up guy she is a bored housewife. she basically stages her own rape and kidnapping. "they" demand that he pays 250k to get her back. he goes to get the money and when they go and pick up the person who got the money it was her lol.
she then tells the cops that she was forced to do it and was gang raped by 3 black guys for a day straight. DNA shows they perp could not have been black. lie one. she says she does ont know where she was taken, only for them to find out that she was being held in her husband's buisness partner's loft, who was also tapping it lol. and she had the passcode to get in, lie 2. she says she was forced there against her will the entire time only for there to be hidden cameras basiclaly having her way with the water delvery guy.
they show the god damn tape in court, they have him and antoher guy she had an affair get on the stand and say yeah this is pretty much what happened.
she flirts with one of the jurors and gets a hung jurory lol. not only that but the husband doesn't believe one of the "lies".
not oly that she was doing coke and pills and stuff, her blood came back positive, she gets on the stand sheeds a few tears all is forgiven.
I think he hit on a growing trend. we are an over pussifed society. we are a ***** starved society where our stravation for ***** leads us to make very wrong decisions and do very wrong things.
this chick, married to this wall street start up guy she is a bored housewife. she basically stages her own rape and kidnapping. "they" demand that he pays 250k to get her back. he goes to get the money and when they go and pick up the person who got the money it was her lol.
she then tells the cops that she was forced to do it and was gang raped by 3 black guys for a day straight. DNA shows they perp could not have been black. lie one. she says she does ont know where she was taken, only for them to find out that she was being held in her husband's buisness partner's loft, who was also tapping it lol. and she had the passcode to get in, lie 2. she says she was forced there against her will the entire time only for there to be hidden cameras basiclaly having her way with the water delvery guy.
they show the god damn tape in court, they have him and antoher guy she had an affair get on the stand and say yeah this is pretty much what happened.
she flirts with one of the jurors and gets a hung jurory lol. not only that but the husband doesn't believe one of the "lies".
not oly that she was doing coke and pills and stuff, her blood came back positive, she gets on the stand sheeds a few tears all is forgiven.
I think he hit on a growing trend. we are an over pussifed society. we are a ***** starved society where our stravation for ***** leads us to make very wrong decisions and do very wrong things.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The worst thing you ever heard
I saw on facebook just the other night, a guy I went to high school with posted something like this. He's a high school teacher in Texas.
"I'm sorry to say this everyone, but I have learned that my wife has been faking her cancer. We are getting divorced. I am so sorry to everyone who has been fooled. You can stop praying. Her leukemia was faked, too. I know a lot of people gave us gifts and money, and I will do the best I can to repay everything."
I saw on facebook just the other night, a guy I went to high school with posted something like this. He's a high school teacher in Texas.
"I'm sorry to say this everyone, but I have learned that my wife has been faking her cancer. We are getting divorced. I am so sorry to everyone who has been fooled. You can stop praying. Her leukemia was faked, too. I know a lot of people gave us gifts and money, and I will do the best I can to repay everything."
disgustipated
Master Don Juan
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That's a stand up guy.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.