The worst Pickup lines

[Friendly Otter]

A guy used this one on a girl I know: standing close, showing her a condom he held hidden in his hands he said in a conspiratorial voice: "What do you say we share this one?"

No, he didn't score.



Here's one that I have used and that was effective: "I was talking to my friends about pickup lines, and we actually came up with a good one. Wanna hear it? You tell a girl you know how to do palm reading, and you take her hand like this..." take her hand in yours, "and then you look at it and go 'Hmm ... I see ... oh, that's interesting....' Now you're supposed to say, 'What?'"

"What?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand for a while." Big smile.

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

"Excuse me miss,does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Don't remember where i read it

 

[Duke]

What's the point? Pickup lines are garbage because they totally disregard comfort or displaying any sort of social value. BTW, asking for a girl's number in the first 5 minutes will result in endless flakes and disconnected numbers. Abandon hope all ye AFCs who enter...

 

[PeeGee]

This thread is just for fun.

My lifetime fav:

"Here's 500$ you're my date for tonight"

 

[Latinoman]

Worst pick up line?

ANY line that has being used in the past by ANYONE.

 

[mrRuckus]

"Are you good at calculus, because I was wondering if you could help me with my natural log."

....the only girl I can think of who would even understand this one is probably a girl you don't want to date anyway. Making it the worst pick up line ever.

Yeah why would i want to date a girl with the slightest bit of education?

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

There isn't a whole lot of studying going on in Las Vegas besides anatomy my friend

I'm your professor and other then "The stripper mith" the bulk of the hot girls out here don't actually go to college.

Have you ever been on a college campus before man? I live on campus, and all I see are hot chicks wearing next to nothing. If anything, it seems to me that the chicks with brains (but not too much brains) also have decent bodies.

As far as a pickup line goes, my friend's 80 year old grandfather once used this on a waitress:

"Hey, do you have any Irish in you?"
she says no
"Do you want a little Irish in you?" and then he held up his fingers like an inch apart and smiled like this is the size of his **** and he got a smile and a chuckle out of her but she declined.

 

[DJ HOSSIX]

Girl....

Did You Fart?

Cause BABY YOU BLOW ME AWAY

 

[someguyuk]

you must be a aprking ticket cos you've gotten fine written all over you

A cookie for whoever can tell me where that one comes from.

 

[Blackdragon5095]

As far as a pickup line goes, my friend's 80 year old grandfather once used this on a waitress:

"Hey, do you have any Irish in you?"
she says no
"Do you want a little Irish in you?" and then he held up his fingers like an inch apart and smiled like this is the size of his **** and he got a smile and a chuckle out of her but she declined.

LMAO !!!!!!!!! :crackup: