The Web Womanizer Guide to Meeting Women Online

[The JustMan]

Hey guys, it has been years since I posted here. I started a journal here for this workout I am doing, and then read my old posts. It seems I made a promise to come back in order to share what I learned with others. I keep my promises. Here is my Web Womanizer Handbook for meeting women online. If you have any questions, for me, then post them on this thread, PM me, or email me. I hope you find this helpful:

The Web Womanizer’s Handbook
By: Justin Roehm

So you’ve decided to fire up your computer, get online and browse dating sites looking for love (or lust) because meeting women in bars or clubs that are full of a bunch of drunken *******s that you don’t want to deal with is getting really old really quickly, and meeting strange, undesirable women through mutual friends has proved ultimately futile. You quickly make a profile, write 3 sentences in your “about me,” put up that terrible picture of yourself that Aunt Mildred took, and fire away dozens of emails to attractive women saying, “Hey sexy, what’s up?” You wait a few days and get zero responses. The first question you ask is “Now what?”

Hi, my name is Justin Roehm, and I am the Web Womanizer. I was once like you a while ago. I had little success with dating women through friends, bars, clubs, and other places. I tried to meet women online, and had worse results than banging my head against the wall in order to receive some pity conversation from that hot hospital nurse. You know what I am talking about. Luckily for you, I screwed up so much, and then tried so many new things, I am now extremely successful at meeting women online, and I have the knowledge to tell you exactly what to do in order to be successful too. Let’s get started!

 

[The JustMan]

Getting Good Pictures

The first thing you need to do in order to build a successful online profile is to get good pictures. No, good pictures aren’t the ones you take of yourself in the bathroom mirror with your shirt off and this goofy looking facial expression. Actually, please get rid of all those self-taken pictures. They scream vanity and insecurity, and women hate them, even if you do have a killer bod.

Actually, you will do very good to have a professional picture as your main picture because that is what women first see, and first impressions are important. Go to a website called www.modelmayhem.com. Register as a male model. Do a search of photographers in your area and ask if they will do a free time for print. What you will get is an up-and-coming photographer that needs to take pictures of models to fill out their portfolio. They will take pictures of your for free-- with a high-quality camera, and picture-editing software provided you comply with some of their more artistic shoots. Do it, and ask them to take a few “normal” face and body pictures for your portfolio.

Once you have some professional pictures done, pick the best one with you showing a great smile, and make that your main picture. Now, you don’t want all of your pictures to be professionally done or you will look fake. The other great pictures to choose are pictures with you and your friends doing fun or interesting things, pictures of you participating in your hobbies, pictures of you traveling, and pictures of you with attractive girls (only if they are obviously friends or really into you).

A good quick tip to see if your pictures are attractive is to post them on the websites: hot or not, or face the jury, to see if women find them attractive or not.

 

[The JustMan]

Writing an Attractive Profile

Now that you have posted some killer pictures up it is time to write the best profile she has ever seen. A common problem most guys and girls do is to treat their profile like a list of qualities instead of a story. You want your profile to tell the story of you, and market your best qualities.

A lot of people say things like: I am Dave. I am 24. I like long walks on the beach and in the park. I like music, movies, and hanging out with my friends. Email me if you are interested.

That almost put me to sleep just writing it. Remember, your profile is a story. That boring profile would be he equivalent of “Everybody Poops”—good for readers on a first grade level, NOT adult women. You need to focus on writing your profile in a way that is descriptive, and begs the reader to feel emotions. A little humor goes A LONG way.

Some things to show in your profile include: cool hobbies, rock star lifestyle, knowing a lot of women, not taking internet dating seriously, having standards, having goals/ambitions, being fun, being adventurous, being confident, and being really funny (they have to be true about you. Girls will see through the bull**** once they meet you).

Other things to leave out of your profile are: letting women control you (showing you have been hurt, played, rejected by women), lacking standards, having really geeky hobbies/lifestyle (Star Wars, Star Trek, videogames, Dungeons and Dragons, cosplay, larping, World of Warcraft, etc.), having a boring job, making little money, being desperate for a serious relationship, being boring, and having bad grammar/spelling.

(NOTE: The following profile is just an example of one that I used for some success. It is a story about ME. It probably won’t work for you, but it is here to illustrate how to successfully “show” your qualities, while using good humor.)

Here is a profile I have used. It is over-the-top arrogant, but written in a funny way that shows attractive qualities. It tells the story of me—the attractive funny arrogant guy that women secretly love but won’t admit to:

Smartass. Jerk. *******. ****head. These are names used to describe moi. Well, I am the product of my mother and some dude named “****asaurus.” I think that was his stage name… Anyways, I LOVE women…just love ‘em. And I have to say that most love me too. That being said, I’m very picky. Physical beauty doesn’t have an effect on me. In fact, what’s with every single woman and her mother and sister dying her hair blonde? Honey, blonde isn’t yellow. That, and I’m tired of doing all the blondes, their mothers, and their sisters (at the same time). Pulease… Brunettes and redheads try harder, and trying builds character. Anyways, I’m on here to blow off some steam. I may not charge you my $5000 going rate, but don’t get offended if I do. I would rather not be your Mr. Right, but rather your Mr. Right Now. That’s cool if you want another boyfriend to buy you stuff, treat you to dinner, and listen to you rant on and on about irrelevant stuff (because I won’t). I’ll just be there for the afterparty. Hey, he can hold the camera… Before you ask, I only take showers during weddings, my back can be used as a makeshift carpet, I’m overweight, and hung like an asian. When I need to make some money I rough up a few bums and take all of their booze money. One of my favorite pastimes is making clingy women jealous by trying to hookup with all of their girlfriends. You’ve been warned.

Going along with the story that you tell about yourself is the story about who you want to meet and what your date will be like. Again, don’t list the qualities you want or don’t want, and don’t just list the things you will do and won’t do. Tell a story (a fun and funny story if possible). Describe things and build emotions. Within the story show your standards and your fun side as a perfect date. Remember, humor is a powerful aphrodisiac. Here is what I wrote for what kind of date I wanted (congruent with my funny arrogant man story):

Dates are for suckers. Quite frankly I only do “Hookups” A. because I am too cheap to spend my not-so-hard-earned cash on a girl I will only ever see one time (2 if you're DAMN good) and 2. I don’t like to have sex on a full stomach. That being said, I like meeting up somewhere in public (it’s a good way to protect myself from the crazies). We will probably go to Starbucks or something where I will proceed to make you hold my coffee in your cleavage, stir it with your tongue, sip it and exchange it into my mouth via a hot sexy kiss. That way I can gauge your talent. If you pass, we can go to a club where I will watch you dance, and judge you on your ability to move fluidly, sensually, and with perfect rhythm. Passing that, I will take you to an airforce base to test your g-force withstanding capability to see if you can handle a night with me. Once you pass the tests, then its back to your place because there is no way in Hell I will let you know where I live. Hey, I want you to pass my tests as much as you do…

Whether you write your story as the fun, arrogant guy, or as some other attractive type, by writing your story and showing your attractive qualities through your story-telling, you are putting yourself miles ahead of all of the other guys out there.

 

[The JustMan]

Emailing Women

After you have created the killer profile you are now ready to email women. Most guys email girls by being boring, sleazy, or desperate. The most common type of email header is some form of “Hey” or “No subject.” Put something different and intriguing as your headline. Ellipses after “So”, “Yeah”, and “LOL” are all common subjects that I use. Also, putting something funny or ironic like “Not Another Lame Email” is also effective. (NOTE: These are just some examples. Be creative and find subject lines that work for you).

A good format that I use for a successful first email is to use a simple universal cold read (because I am too lazy to read their profile. Reading their profile and writing a couple sentences about what appealed to you works better but takes longer), some humor, and end it with a challenging or qualifying open-ended question.

Here is an example of one I used to great success (NOTE: The following initial email is just an example of one that I used for some success. It uses MY sense of humor. It probably won’t work for you, but it is here to illustrate how to successfully use the email format):

Yeah…
I know what you are thinking... Not another email by some random guy that just wants to get in my pants... Ughh... I feel that way all of the time. I get a bunch of women named Jessica, Ashley, and/or Lauren asking me how big my "ferret" is all the time. Geez. The lame-o's are SO annoying. By the way, you seem interesting... What's your story?

I just used my simple formula—1. Cold read, 2. Humor, 3. Open-ended question. It is really that simple. What’s great is that you can send an email like this to dozens of girls at once (if you are using the cold read instead of something specific to them). When you are searching for women, just right click on your search results, click open in new tab on your internet browser, and copy/paste your email into their message link. Voila! And you still preserve your search results. This is a quick way to email dozens of attractive girls in minutes a day. (I recommend starting with emailing at least 30 a day and then doing more or less depending on your results after a few days).

Now, not all of the girls will respond. There are a dozen reasons why. Some of the most common are: they have met someone and haven’t updated their profile, they are talking to someone they really like on that site and aren’t open to meeting someone new, they don’t check their email much anymore, they just joined the site to browse or get some validation, or they just aren’t interested in you (even if you have a great profile). Don’t worry about it. If you email plenty of women, then you will get plenty of positive responses.

When you get their response you want to respond well. Here are three things I recommend in a good response: 1. Respond to their question (only if they answered yours) or response with humor and wit, and interesting things about yourself; 2. Relate to what they said. Compliment their tastes if you agree. Show similarities in you and her. Mirror her values if they match your own. Tell about your life if it applies to what you are talking about; and 3. Ask another open-ended question to get to know her further (and to qualify her to your standards).

I find that after you send about 3 to 6 reciprocated messages to her, then you can get her number or setup a date with her pretty easily (or hookup, if that is what you want. Be upfront and honest about what you want with her. When qualifying her, let her know that you are looking for a serious relationship, friends, casual sex, one-night-stand or whatever. Don’t set something up just to waste your time and hers). Just send another message and say something like: “Hey, you seem pretty cool. Here is my number: XXX-XXX-XXXX. Just promise not to be a stalker. ;-)” or “You seem pretty cool on here, but we will only know if we like each other if we meet in person. We can meet for coffee at Starbucks. Does Monday at 9pm work for you or is another time better?” Generally, you will get the number and the date with a very little flake rate if you follow my system correctly.

I hope this works well for you. Keep womanizing!

 

[f283000]

This thread has potential. Thank you for the tips.

 

[Tiguere]

move it to the tips section.

 

[Just a Shot Away]

Go to a website called www.modelmayhem.com. Register as a male model. Do a search of photographers in your area and ask if they will do a free time for print. What you will get is an up-and-coming photographer that needs to take pictures of models to fill out their portfolio. They will take pictures of your for free-- with a high-quality camera, and picture-editing software provided you comply with some of their more artistic shoots. Do it, and ask them to take a few “normal” face and body pictures for your portfolio.

Did you do this? I only ask because I once tried to sign up for that site and it said you needed 4 good pictures to even register. I took "good" as professionally done model type shots. Will they accept just four regular pics of yourself as well?

 

[The JustMan]

Did you do this? I only ask because I once tried to sign up for that site and it said you needed 4 good pictures to even register. I took "good" as professionally done model type shots. Will they accept just four regular pics of yourself as well?

I was a model before I did it, but people have said that if you got some really good digital pictures taken with a normal digital camera from a friend or something that has basically you posing, then that will do. You cannot do self-shots, mirror-shots, social-pictures, etc. It has a list of requirements on the website.

Just get your mom to take nice pictures of you with a digital camera while doing poses. That should be good enough.

 

[The JustMan]

If anyone else has any questions, then please feel free to ask.