“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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HOMBRE said:
Ella esta caliente por Latinoman.

ahaha, very funny! yeah, ok.

Anyway, bye guys. I'm bored with this nonsense. Hope you all continue to "grow" (What is it that's growing anyway? )

Ya'll are a trip. And don't forget bros before hoe's, right!:crackup:

You can go back to your little circle jerk now.

Wow, Nighthawk, you're Kryptonite? We have a member with that name. Interesting. Anyway, I've never called any of our fine male members any of those names.

Get new BATTERIES? LMAO! Too funny...actually mine run on solar power and I live in a very sunny place...ahahah

You guys are hysterical, seriously.

Hate on me all you want if it makes you feel better. It doesn't bother me. This will be fun to share with my buddies later on. So flame away, dears! It doesn't reflect that well on you but so be it...since many of you can't get a date, I hope this at least makes you feel better.

But again, some of you seem ok.

Iqqi, you're not going to let these "macho" men tell you what to do are you? You do have your own mind don't you?

I knew that I'd be hated on here because I see through the game and all the nonsense. But that's ok. I expected this.

I'm not one to suck up to you like some of the few women who probably come on here. They've obviously got huge, huge issues of their own to want to stick around here for too long. Iqqi, not sure how long you've been here but it's toxic. You shouldn't stay. RUN! Come back to LS..:crackup:

I think you'd be very well-received over there.

Thank you! Now go give your husband a blow job, because you are boring us.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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HOMBRE said:
Ella esta caliente por Latinoman.

ahaha, very funny! yeah, ok.

Anyway, bye guys. I'm bored with this nonsense. Hope you all continue to "grow" (What is it that's growing anyway? )

Ya'll are a trip. And don't forget bros before hoe's, right!:crackup:

You can go back to your little circle jerk now.

Wow, Nighthawk, you're Kryptonite? We have a member with that name. Interesting. Anyway, I've never called any of our fine male members any of those names.

Get new BATTERIES? LMAO! Too funny...actually mine run on solar power and I live in a very sunny place...ahahah

You guys are hysterical, seriously.

Hate on me all you want if it makes you feel better. It doesn't bother me. This will be fun to share with my buddies later on. So flame away, dears! It doesn't reflect that well on you but so be it...since many of you can't get a date, I hope this at least makes you feel better.

But again, some of you seem ok.

Iqqi, you're not going to let these "macho" men tell you what to do are you? You do have your own mind don't you?

I knew that I'd be hated on here because I see through the game and all the nonsense. But that's ok. I expected this.

I'm not one to suck up to you like some of the few women who probably come on here. They've obviously got huge, huge issues of their own to want to stick around here for too long. Iqqi, not sure how long you've been here but it's toxic. You shouldn't stay. RUN! Come back to LS..:crackup:

I think you'd be very well-received over there.
You obviously got some growing up to do. A lady doesn't talk like that, your hardly a lady, your a girl
 

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HOMBRE said:
Anyway, bye guys. I'm bored with this nonsense.
Countdown to her next post in 29 . . . 28 . . . 27 . . . 26 . . .
 

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You mean you'd frantically press your 'alert us' buttons and your pet Mods would silence us?
Actually I never report. I can remember maybe 3 times in almost 3 years. I don't really believe in it because I think it's a little overly-moderated as it is. So no. You'd be wrong there.
 

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Is that what it was? Could be. Either way she's playing us off each other and I've been here way too long and known you guys too long to bite.
Yeah either way her tactic won't work on us. I was just joking you. she probably picked you because she mistook your politeness for gullibility. You're definitely not gullible.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Actually I never report. I can remember maybe 3 times in almost 3 years. I don't really believe in it because I think it's a little overly-moderated as it is. So no. You'd be wrong there.

Dammit woman you have a blow job to give. Why are you still here?
 

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Toad in the hole
by Nigel Slater
from Taste of My Life

Serves 4

Preparation time less than 30 mins

Cooking time 10 to 30 mins

Ingredients
2 free-range eggs
125g/4½oz plain flour
150ml/5fl oz milk mixed with 150ml cold water
1 level tbsp grain mustard
salt and freshly ground black pepper
6 fat, herby pork sausages
100g/3½oz thinly sliced prosciutto, pancetta, Serrano ham or thin streaky bacon
3 tbsp dripping or lard
To serve
brown onion and madeira gravy

Method
1. Whisk together the eggs, flour, milk, mustard and seasoning, beating out any little lumps of flour. The consistency should be about that of ordinary double cream, but no thinner. Rest for 15 minutes.
2. Preheat the oven to 220C/425F/Gas 7.
3. Carefully remove the skin from each of the sausages. Wrap each piece of skinned sausage meat in a piece of cured ham.
4. Put the dripping or lard in a roasting tin and leave it in the oven until it is smoking.
5. Pour in the batter - it will sizzle softly in the hot fat - then arrange the sausages in the batter.
6. Transfer the tin back into the oven and bake for 25-30 minutes until puffed and golden. Serve with brown onion and madeira gravy.
 

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HOMBRE said:
Ella esta caliente por Latinoman.

ahaha, very funny! yeah, ok.
Caliente y mojada es una GARANTIA. Pero no te preocupes...yo no trato de seducir mujeres en la internet. Y personalmente las prefiero rubias y blancas.

Hey...in a serious note...you wasted your time in here. And you certainly wasted your time in the mature forum (that's why you moved here).

Now time to go to bed (for you).
 
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Latinoman said:
Caliente y mojada es una GARANTIA. Pero no te preocupes...yo no trato de seducir mujeres en la internet. Y personalmente las prefiero rubias y blancas.

Hey...in a serious note...you wasted your time in here. And you certainly wasted your time in the mature forum (that's why you moved here).

Now time to go to bed (for you).
Hey buddy do you speak portuguese? I have a few girls who would love to speak to you!
 

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Yeah either way her tactic won't work on us. I was just joking you. she probably picked you because she mistook your politeness for gullibility. You're definitely not gullible.
It's all good.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Actually I never report. I can remember maybe 3 times in almost 3 years. I don't really believe in it because I think it's a little overly-moderated as it is. So no. You'd be wrong there.
'You' as in plural, ie the other fair-debataphobic distaff members.
 

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Hey buddy do you speak portuguese? I have a few girls who would love to speak to you!
Hahaha. I told you dude...I already have a woman. I am very happy with her. My years of cheating and sleeping around are kind of over.
 

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Toad in the hole
by Nigel Slater
from Taste of My Life

Serves 4

Preparation time less than 30 mins

Cooking time 10 to 30 mins

Ingredients
2 free-range eggs
125g/4½oz plain flour
150ml/5fl oz milk mixed with 150ml cold water
1 level tbsp grain mustard
salt and freshly ground black pepper
6 fat, herby pork sausages
100g/3½oz thinly sliced prosciutto, pancetta, Serrano ham or thin streaky bacon
3 tbsp dripping or lard
To serve
brown onion and madeira gravy

Method
1. Whisk together the eggs, flour, milk, mustard and seasoning, beating out any little lumps of flour. The consistency should be about that of ordinary double cream, but no thinner. Rest for 15 minutes.
2. Preheat the oven to 220C/425F/Gas 7.
3. Carefully remove the skin from each of the sausages. Wrap each piece of skinned sausage meat in a piece of cured ham.
4. Put the dripping or lard in a roasting tin and leave it in the oven until it is smoking.
5. Pour in the batter - it will sizzle softly in the hot fat - then arrange the sausages in the batter.
6. Transfer the tin back into the oven and bake for 25-30 minutes until puffed and golden. Serve with brown onion and madeira gravy.

That's so hot when a girl talks recipes.
 

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Hey buddy do you speak portuguese? I have a few girls who would love to speak to you!
Insulting women isn't very mature. It's not even Don Juan. You got phased by a chick over the internet.
 
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Latinoman said:
Hahaha. I told you dude...I already have a woman. I am very happy with her. My years of cheating and sleeping around are kind of over.

lol i'm desperate for a wing... and you fit the bill .. oh well.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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YESS!!! The sequence of posts 103 and 104 made looking at this retarded thread totally worth it. SCORE!!
 

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Follow-up question - do you agree the female members use it almost exclusively, and usually to censor the guys.

And if so, have you ever spoke out about that?
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Hey buddy do you speak portuguese? I have a few girls who would love to speak to you!
You are already pimping those girls out lol? I know you're just trying to get rid of some blockers ;) .
 
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You are already pimping those girls out lol? I know you're just trying to get rid of some blockers ;) .

Hell yes, she keeps showing up with these hot friends. 19 years old, 20 years old, I wish I could bang them all! But my friends are married (poor bastards).. what's a guy to do?

I can't bang them all, so don't tell me that.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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