"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Way it Really Is Not.

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JackPrescott

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HOMBRE said:
Well, all kidding and sarcasm aside, you're assuming that YOU are a real man. And from your few posts of seen, I'm not really feeling that vibe, bro.

Real men don't whine.

Anyway, I have a question for you. Since you have this all figured out and you know what women want (adrenaline for one):rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: then what's the damn problem?

Go out there, big man, and give them what "they want." Problem solved, right?
Not whining Sweetie, and am more of a man than the last 4 who dumped you.

I do, I just like to expose women for what they really are, and this thread has proved my point 7 fold. :)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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My left hook is used on men, "Bad Boyz" who I've had the pleasure of knocking unconscious a few times. And if you missed, I rip your leg off, and beat your brains out with it, in FRONT of your faggot ex who still makes your heart hurt.
You're probably some 5'3 whiny, balding, bitter little punk hiding behind a monitor on a Don Juan site trying to learn the ways...so I find that pretty laughable that you think you'd "knock me out."

But hey, "bad boys" get ALL the women right?????

Yeah, not THIS woman. And not any other self-respecting woman on this site.

Try again. Then try, try again. Expecting different results.

THAT is the definition of insanity.

You.
 

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Lovelylady, you know you want to give him a spanking. :D

Come on, he is begging for it.

I say, give him what he wants.
Between the three of you, you are going to need reinforcements from that other gay ass all female website to almost keep up with me, based on your lame assed, whiny responses. OH BOO HOO, JACK is SUCH an A$$HOLE!!!
 

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You're probably some 5'3 whiny, balding, bitter little punk hiding behind a monitor on a Don Juan site trying to learn the ways...so I find that pretty laughable that you think you'd "knock me out."

But hey, "bad boys" get ALL the women right?????

Yeah, not THIS woman. And not any other self-respecting woman on this site.

Try again. Then try, try again. Expecting different results.

THAT is the definition of insanity.

You.
I never said I knock women out, you ignorant bimbo, but I'll bet I could make your ex cry!!! (LOL)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JackPrescott said:
Between the three of you, you are going to need reinforcements from that other gay ass all female website to almost keep up with me, based on your lame assed, whiny responses. OH BOO HOO, JACK is SUCH an A$$HOLE!!!
No, no. I think you are so cute!

And look, you have us ALL to yourself.

You lucky boy!

I am so bored. I think I am going to go read a book.

:rock:
 

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I never said I knock women out, you ignorant bimbo, but I'll bet I could make your ex cry!!! (LOL)
"And if you missed, I rip your leg off, and beat your brains out with it..."

Fvcker.
 

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iqqi said:
No, no. I think you are so cute!

And look, you have us ALL to yourself.

You lucky boy!

I am so bored. I think I am going to go read a book.

:rock:
Bunch of MAN HATERZ here on the SS baby. EXPOSED.
 

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the dude's got ego and entitlement issues, don't take him seriously
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My left hook is used on men, "Bad Boyz" who I've had the pleasure of knocking unconscious a few times. And if you missed, I rip your leg off, and beat your brains out with it, in FRONT of your faggot ex who still makes your heart hurt.
First let me say that I've never actually been "dumped" as you mentioned.

Secondly, the only thing that you've exposed is what a fool you are. You never even answered my question.

But thirdly, and most importantly, I have a personal rule on line. I don't "play" when the playing field isn't level. The above tells me that we're not playing with a full deck here ladies. That, or you're too low-class and uneducated for me to carry on any kind of serious discussion.

So in view of that fact, I will bow out. I only talk to mentally sane people. Or people who are at least partially on the same education level as I am.

And sir, you are not. You just don't meet my criteria.

Have a wonderful evening. :)
 

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iqqi said:
Hey, Jack.

That sounds kind of gay.

Maybe I just have a dirty mind.
I'd maybe armbar his ass, just until the ligament almost started to give and his whiny ex was yelling at me to stop!
 

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I only think SunnyD is!

This is great fun, and Jack is such an AW!

Come let me pinch your little cheeks, you big bad Jack-a roo!
I think every single female that has responded to this post is a living example of the thread itself. Manhating, bitter old maids, made the fool by a bad boy once too often.
 

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First let me say that I've never actually been "dumped" as you mentioned.

Secondly, the only thing that you've exposed is what a fool you are. You never even answered my question.

But thirdly, and most importantly, I have a personal rule on line. I don't "play" when the playing field isn't level. The above tells me that we're not playing with a full deck here ladies. That, or you're too low-class and uneducated for me to carry on any kind of serious discussion.

So in view of that fact, I will bow out. I only talk to mentally sane people. Or people who are at least partially on the same education level as I am.

And sir, you are not. You just don't meet my criteria.

Have a wonderful evening. :)
Always a pleasure and give my regards to the ladies on the other website, tell them Jack sends his ill feelings, and negative vibes to them all.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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JackPrescott said:
I think every single female that has responded to this post is a living example of the thread itself. Manhating, bitter old maids, made the fool by a bad boy once too often.
That's right, you big bad thing you.

We hate men! We hate men! Now punish us good and hard!

Jack, you are such an a$$hole! Stop making such a fool of us! We just can't take it no mo!
 

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Always a pleasure and give my regards to the ladies on the other website, tell them Jack sends his ill feelings, and negative vibes to them all.
Haha, I do love that line.

Good one, Jack, good one! :up:

Just when I was thinking you weren't a worthy opponent of the iqster.
 

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That's right, you big bad thing you.

We hate men! We hate men! Now punish us good and hard!

Jack, you are such an a$$hole! Stop making such a fool of us! We just can't take it no mo!
I cannot make fools of you ladies. If you want that, just post the sad stories of your last relationships gone wrong.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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