"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is in response to "Hombre" the infiltrator. I could actually care less about what women who dont have anything better to do with their lives but bother the males on SoSuave have to say, their opinions are like rectums, all women have them, and they all stink.

1. Women are Flakes (Capital F) by nature. 95% of the attractive single women out there (HB8+) are flakes. It is in their natures. They love being asked out, and all the flirting and the compliments, the texting, and they all love the free drinks, and dinners and lunches, and the free rides, and the paid for cover charges, ect. What they dont love is the PAY OFF. They dont want to give up the raw vagina for just any man. That is reserved. BUT while they are waiting for the grass to get greener, they dont mind if the table of gentlemen over by the dancefloor has sent over a free round of drinks. They will gladly accept and enjoy the drinks, and may even give up some digits, but thats about it. They have no intention, most of the time of ever getting naked for the buyer of the drinks. They accept dates, but would rather be buried up to their necks in the Mohave Desert in a Fire ant nest with honey poured on them than go through with a simple lunch date, or a couple of drinks, one on one. That would mean time, energy and effort on their parts, and that would mean the guy is actually going to, at some point be expecting sex, the big payoff. Thats when males on SS and all over the Earth are hit with......

2. The Friendship Zone....After the 1st or 2nd time the poor schmuck is flaked on, the woman, inevitably hits him with the 3-5 common lamed ass, piss poor excuses that all women at least in America seem to wet their panties over. Which are A. "I'm not ready for a relationship at this time/now, because I just got out of one"....B. You just arent my type....C. I only see you as a friend....D. I dont have time for a relationship now (School, work, ect.....E. It's not you, it's me, you are a great guy, and you'll find somebody....And so on, ad nauseum. Because in all reality, the woman only wants to lower her panties and stick her naked ass up in the air for the.....

3. BAD BOYZ!!!....We all know them, and the women of America LOVE them, women like Sunny who still gets butterflies when she thinks of her emotionally abusive ex who she still has feelings for. I dont know exactly what secret these guys have, but it seems to me that one thing they all do have in common is their ability to be an A$$hole of the Highest Degree. Obnoxious, rude and ****y. Bad boyz are NEVER put in the "Just Friends" Zone, they are always in the "Bring condoms and a 12 pack over tonite" Zone. Sometimes they are ex cons, or Gangbangerz, or just rude hateful, brutish men, or sometimes, Abercrombie wearing, Trust Fund babies, living off of Daddy's millions. Regardless, these TRUE PLAYAS seem to always take the really pretty women away from the "Good Guys" who are into romance and flowers, and truly caring deeply about a woman and her feelings. TRUE PLAYAS AKA Bad BOYZ, are into nothing more than drugs, and the HB8's panties at 4am.

4. The funny part is that any woman on any website will argue these facts as violently and viciously as a Mama Bear in the wood, protecting her cubs from wolves. I seem to have that effect on women when I bring these topics up. "Not all women are like that" they say, and then admit that the last 4 guys they slept with were all a version of the Bad Boy.

5. Women love Adventure, Excitement, and ADRENALINE. Want to win a woman's heart? Forget roses and love letters. A nice dinner for 2 at an Italian Restaurant? Forget all that, buy a Hyabusa, and take her on the freeway 120mpg weaving through cars. Nice shoes? (LOL) Chivalry? (LOL) Lets see, try having a criminal record, a bag of yeyo, and a ****y attitude, and the sexy table of ladies at the Steakhouse will about knock over each other to get to you.

Penny for your thoughts, ladies and gentlemen of SS. :yes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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iqqi said:
Here's a penny.

That whole rant was a rant. And of course every single point could be refuted, and you sound bitter.

Go read Pook's latest blog.

Report back, young'un!
I have t shirts and underwear older than you, Sweetie. Not bitter. Reality, what all women HATE to deal with. I am the Reality Check of each and every women who cares to post here on So Suave, deal with it, thanks for playing. :)
 

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You're still wrong. The "bad boys" I've mistakinly gotten hung up on have not done drugs of any kind, or had any criminal record. They are not "bad boys", they are players.

And I bet you try so damn hard to be one.
 

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Well it's no wonder you're having so much trouble. I've even used some of those lamo lines myself. (the ones in your number 2)

You're a typical lame whiner. Who wants that? Whine, whine and blame, blame.

(Mommy, women are so mean...waaa, waaa, boo hooo.)

Funny, but I used one of those lines and later changed my mind. I won't say what changed my mind because you'll all laugh but it's how my husband got me.

Stop whining and blaming and maybe just maybe, you'll get a REAL woman.

Bad boyz, attract stupid bimbos. If that's what you want, then what are you whining about? Go into your game and "bag" one!

Or can't you even get one of them?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SunnyD said:
You're still wrong. The "bad boys" I've mistakinly gotten hung up on have not done drugs of any kind, or had any criminal record. They are not "bad boys", they are players.

And I bet you try so damn hard to be one.
Alcohol is a drug, Sweeties, and I dont try to be one, although a few times, a ****y one has felt my left hook, and paramedics nearly needed to be called.
 

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Well it's no wonder you're having so much trouble. I've even used some of those lamo lines myself. (the ones in your number 2)

You're a typical lame whiner. Who wants that? Whine, whine and blame, blame.

(Mommy, women are so mean...waaa, waaa, boo hooo.)

Funny, but I used one of those lines and later changed my mind. I won't say what changed my mind because you'll all laugh but it's how my husband got me.

Stop whining and blaming and maybe just maybe, you'll get a REAL woman.

Bad boyz, attract stupid bimbos. If that's what you want, then what are you whining about? Go into your game and "bag" one!

Or can't you even get one of them?
I never said I was having trouble Dumpling, I just call it like it is, and you women get triggered worse than a sex addict in a brothel, with no money.
 

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I have t shirts and underwear older than you, Sweetie. Not bitter. Reality, what all women HATE to deal with. I am the Reality Check of each and every women who cares to post here on So Suave, deal with it, thanks for playing. :)
That's hot.

That's my motto too. EVERYONE hates the damned REALITY CHECK. ;)

Now stop whining, you pvssy! :D Go make me a sammich! LOL.
 

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You're still wrong. The "bad boys" I've mistakinly gotten hung up on have not done drugs of any kind, or had any criminal record. They are not "bad boys", they are players.

And I bet you try so damn hard to be one.
So true. They're either real bad boyz and who in their right mind wants them (just dumb bimbos..strippers and such) or they're wannabes. And they're even worse. No one with half a brain would be fooled.

Why don't they get this?

Why do they keep believing this stuff really works...yeah, sure in the short term yeah. Lots of bimbos out there. but even they're not THAT dumb. Even the stupid ones end up dumping these guys' asses over and over again.

You know what they say about the definition of insanity don't you?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I think that is it.. right there.
I see I've triggered all the ladies here on SS. Thats what happens, remember the part in the Wizard of Oz when Toto runs past the curtain, and the Wizard is back their running his little puppet show, with smoke and mirrors? EXPOSED, baby, and I am an expert at exposing women for what they really are. Get used to it.
 

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That's hot.

That's my motto too. EVERYONE hates the damned REALITY CHECK. ;)

Now stop whining, you pvssy! :D Go make me a sammich! LOL.
Sorry Biatch, unless you are putting out the bare ass, you gots to make yo OWN damn sammitch!!!:D
 

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So true. They're either real bad boyz and who in their right mind wants them (just dumb bimbos..strippers and such) or they're wannabes. And they're even worse. No one with half a brain would be fooled.

Why don't they get this?

Why do they keep believing this stuff really works...yeah, sure in the short term yeah. Lots of bimbos out there. but even they're not THAT dumb. Even the stupid ones end up dumping these guys' asses over and over again.

You know what they say about the definition of insanity don't you?
Insanity is a typical woman leaving an abusive boyfriend, turning down dates from REAL MEN only to run back to his bedroom, naked and lubed.
 

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Sorry Biatch, unless you are putting out the bare ass, you gots to make yo OWN damn sammitch!!!:D
Fair 'nuff.

This is fun. Especially for Jack. too bad the other boys aren't going to let him have all of us HB Womanthings to himself. ;)

Flamewar 08! Jack vs the B!tches!
 

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I see I've triggered all the ladies here on SS. Thats what happens, remember the part in the Wizard of Oz when Toto runs past the curtain, and the Wizard is back their running his little puppet show, with smoke and mirrors? EXPOSED, baby, and I am an expert at exposing women for what they really are. Get used to it.
Sorry chum, from every post I've read of yours here...it would appear to me (and several others) that you actually know nothing about women.

It's ok...you'll figure it out one day.

BTW, regarding your left hook on women... you sound like a real prize. I only wish I knew you in "real life" because you can bet I'd kick your balls so hard you'd be declared a woman. Maybe then you'd understand us better? And not just pretend to?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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By the way, I think the sexiest badboy of sosuave is ( . )( . ). I'd seduce him. I'd make it a mission to wrap him around my finger, then do a FR here. Lol. ;)
 

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JackPrescott said:
I see I've triggered all the ladies here on SS. Thats what happens, remember the part in the Wizard of Oz when Toto runs past the curtain, and the Wizard is back their running his little puppet show, with smoke and mirrors? EXPOSED, baby, and I am an expert at exposing women for what they really are. Get used to it.
You didn't trigger anything, it's just that not ALL women are like what you have described. I won't bother cause you sound like one of those type of men that won't see things from other perspectives.
 

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Sorry chum, from every post I've read of yours here...it would appear to me (and several others) that you actually know nothing about women.

It's ok...you'll figure it out one day.

BTW, regarding your left hook on women... you sound like a real prize. I only wish I knew you in "real life" because you can bet I'd kick your balls so hard you'd be declared a woman. Maybe then you'd understand us better? And not just pretend to?
My left hook is used on men, "Bad Boyz" who I've had the pleasure of knocking unconscious a few times. And if you missed, I rip your leg off, and beat your brains out with it, in FRONT of your faggot ex who still makes your heart hurt.
 

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Insanity is a typical woman leaving an abusive boyfriend, turning down dates from REAL MEN only to run back to his bedroom, naked and lubed.
Well, all kidding and sarcasm aside, you're assuming that YOU are a real man. And from your few posts of seen, I'm not really feeling that vibe, bro.

Real men don't whine.

Anyway, I have a question for you. Since you have this all figured out and you know what women want (adrenaline for one):rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: then what's the damn problem?

Go out there, big man, and give them what "they want." Problem solved, right?
 

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become an a55hole. its the easy way to doing well with women.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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