i cant seem to walk correctly...i keep reading these things..but somehow,, even though im confident with my look..im not confident with my walk...i have this habbit(or is it genetics) of walking weird..i duno how to explain it..but my feet go out really wide..hard to explain..but u know how u walk striaght? well in my case, i duno why, but somehow, my stepping..goes spread out in a v manner..how do i fix this?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
the way i walk WEIRDD!!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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It sounds as if you walk like either a) you've been riding a horse too much or b) you have testicles the size of watermelons. Either way, you can make it work for you. Change your name to Cowboy Bignuts.
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Train your legs. Stronger legs automatically make you walk more manly.
Oh, and don't think about how to walk while you're walking...
Oh, and don't think about how to walk while you're walking...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
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You worry about the way your walk works? Who are you, George Costanza?
diablo
Master Don Juan
Back in 9th grade I had a similar problem - several people commented on the way I walked. I figured out that it was due to having lived for the past year in an outdoor facility in Tennessee... nothing but hiking outdoors 24/7. While my gait was perfect for going up and down mountains, it stood out in Louisiana. While it's different for you, end result is the same. I paid attention to the way others walked and conciously made an effort to mimic it. After several weeks (or months, not sure which), it became natural. Now, my 'mountain walk' comes back when I need it - hiking, camping, etc... and my 'normal walk' is in place the rest of the time.