"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Wall (Warning)

YawataNoKami

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Please do not call me names(Eye bleach warning!!!!).
Keep in mind, this bytch is only 38 years old.
Before:
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http://funkyimg.com/i/VBHH.jpg

After:
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http://funkyimg.com/i/VBHR.jpg
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She went from 18 to 85 in about 15 years.

And for comparison of the aging differences between men and women - Here is her Sharknado co-star Ian Ziering from 2014 when he was 50 YEARS OLD.
http://funkyimg.com/i/VBHU.jpg
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not so much the wall, and more so that she barely eats and doesnt take care of herself. When I think "the wall", I think of a more natural aging progression. Tara Reid has done a cliff dive. Like damn, I wouldnt be surprised if she has been using drugs too. The girl needs to eat and lift weights. She needs some fat and muscle on that body.

It really depends on how much a person values themselves as they get older. Most people dont. And that goes for men and women. Most people I knew in high school look like sh!t now and Im not even 30 yet. I cant imagine how they will look once 40 is near.

Anyways, Ian Ziernig lifts weights, eats rights, and stays off drugs. Not a far comparison to Tara Reid at all. Look at Christie Brinkley, especially when she was in those Total Gym adds. Throughout her 50s she was in really good shape.

How about Eddie Murphy's ex Nicole? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-sexy-curves-mingles-friends-Miami-Beach.html
47 and looking fine as hell. Sure the boobs are fake, but the rest of her is down to eating right, working out hard, and staying off of drugs. And shes had some kids too.

All in all, men and women can both age very well if they take care of themselves. Tara Reid has not taken care of herself at all.
 

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We are ALL getting older, it is a fact of life. There are so many more interesting things in the world to focus your attention on instead of 'getting the bang'. Marry one, put some kids in her and continue on doing something more productive. I swear this is the least productive generation of people so far.
Keep in mind, this bytch is only 38 years old.
How many of you really expect to live past 60? Who among us will really give a sh1t what a woman looks like at 50 y/o... I hope by then you've all found something better to do with your time.
 

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Why does the 1st AFTER pic look photoshopped?
 

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In general, women especially their skin doesn't age as well especially with sun and weight fluctuation. Light complected blondes worse under the subtropical sun. They're specialized for northern climates, whereas most whites are general specialized for both climates. I'm not a big fan of really fair blondes.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The_flying_dutchman said:
Why does the 1st AFTER pic look photoshopped?
Yeah, that one is pretty obviously fake IMO, looks like her head put on a granny body.

One reason I think women end up looking bad faster than men is their aversion to physical work, including exercise. Sure, 10-15% or so of women get strenuous exercise of some form, but almost all the rest rely on dieting to the exclusion of exercise to avoid getting fat... well the 40% who aren't fat in the US today anyway. Then they end up coming to 40 with depleted muscle mass, which drastically exacerbates visible aging effects. It's far better to enter middle age carrying a little extra fat with healthy muscles than to be skinny with atrophying muscles, or worse "skinny fat" with fat -and- atrophying muscles despite not being large.
 

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Its white knighting to point out the fact that anyone can age well if they eat properly, have healthy body fat amounts, and prevent muscle atrophy by doing strength training?
 

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I think tanning is a real problem for white women. It might be hot when she's 24, but if she tans excessively and does it for years, she can look really weathered and wrinkled by 34 or 44.

So while I agree that diet and exercise are important, I think not getting too much sun and/or using sunscreen should added to the list.
 
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