The Visible Erection Strategy

[BBQsauce]

Hey! I've been lurking here for a while, working on my game, taking advice and building some new strategies. I tried out a new technique the other weekend, and I was very pleased with the results. I've only done it once though, so I can't say for sure it's reliable. I'll wager that it helps to be well-endowed though.

I went commando to the club, and I wore a loose pair of Khaki pants. Made sure that they were made of thin fabric, too.

Then I singled out a good trial candidate--HB8, great body, but not much a**. Very innocent face, but kind of a weird nose--and just went up to her and started having a really normal,dry conversation. Regular small talk stuff about the music etc. Thing is, while I was talking to her, I made sure that I had a boner the size of California, and it was extremely obvious given my pants/underwear situation.

I could tell that she noticed it, and it was making her a little uncomfortable, so I asked her--obliviously--if something was making her uncomfortable.

She said that no, there wasn't, so I took a step closer and asked if there was anything I could do to help her feel more comfortable. Then she leaned foreword and whispered in my ear that she knew a way that she could make ME more comfortable.

End result: a quick BJ, and a #. Not too shabby.

I can't say definitively what made it work, because I've only tried it once, but I'm going to try it again this weekend. Hopefully it wasn't just a fluke

 

[DismantleRepair]

This is the best name for a pickup technique, ever.

 

[SinJester]

LOL just the title was enough to make me laugh!

 

[alnite]

LOL nice.

:crazy:

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

Im not sure i want a bj from a chick that gives one that easily. I mean this is trash really. Even hookers demand money, all she demanded was a man with a boner and shed suck you off. This has to be a choke, clubs are packed enough as it is, we dont need dozens of dudes trying the erection technique.

 

[MotownMack]

Sorry brother, I'm not buying this one. Sounds like a crock of sh1t.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Sorry brother, I'm not buying this one. Sounds like a crock of sh1t.

Lol even if he's lying he deserves rep points

This **** make me laugh:crackup:

 

[BMX]

HAHAHA! A very stiff approach, confidence required.

 

[War Against Betaism]

Well, it's something I would never try out (unless I was wasted off my ass), but that's hilarious.

 

[bigjohnson]

Maybe it would work in South Dakota, who knows? It's a strange place, last time I checked it was about a million square miles per person and gatherings larger than 3 people were banned.

 

[Mr. Me]

I think this belongs in the Don Hung Tips. Or is it the Don Wong Tips? Maybe it's the Dong Hung Tips?

 

[Bible_Belt]

What a boner of a move.

The reason that stuff like this is "low percentage" to say the least is that women are not visually stimulated like men are. The simple visual image alone of boobs and butts will turn us on. Women and wangs don't work this way.

 

[CrocodileDJ]

I s.t.g. I tried this the other night and all i got was a slap in the face.

But I'm pretty average like 3-4 inch so i dno maybe she wasn't attracted much to the prospect. Maybe I should have worn my fave tshirt that says "its not how big it is its how you use it"

Seriously where did I go wrong?" I did everything right.

Maybe steer clear of this one, or just try it once like i did.

 

[Huffman]

You should change the title to "The Boner-In-My-Pants-Technique".

 

[demonic]

Your just come across as some cheesy sex pest or something...or really desperate that you get turned on sooo easily.

Plus no other guy wants to see your small ****.

 

[Quiksilver]

Like THIS right?

It could work, but it's a technique that requires the right frame of mind by you and by her also.

You'd get the "this dude is creepy, where are my friends" look most of the time.

 

[Mr. Me]

^^^ makes me kinda nervous that you know where to find those videos...

 

[mr.uk]

haha this is a comedy thread i had to laugh at it!

it reminds me of a thread i read on another board by some idiot. He said that if you rub your own sp*nk all over your body before you go out, women will catch onto it and you'll be a pulling machine!:crackup:

 

[SinJester]

[ insert boner pun here ]

 

[ARrocket]

I've heard of something like this....although that's after there is some rapport lol. Not this blatantly.