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Hey guys ,

I am curious about one thing ...most of the women that I have been with after a while they do the so called vagina “ fart “ , and I was curious on how often this happens naturally , or if I am doing something wrong and cause it

Or , is there any way in which I can bypass it ?

for sure it is not something pleasant to hear during sex , and it kinda kills my mood

What are your guys thoughts ?
 

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Hey guys ,

I am curious about one thing ...most of the women that I have been with after a while they do the so called vagina “ fart “ , and I was curious on how often this happens naturally , or if I am doing something wrong and cause it

Or , is there any way in which I can bypass it ?

for sure it is not something pleasant to hear during sex , and it kinda kills my mood

What are your guys thoughts ?
The looser they are the more it happens. If they have had kids it happens a lot more than if they have not. If you are pulling completely out and going back in this pushes air into there as well as opposed to staying "in" the whole time and not coming completely out.
 

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Its just a normal part of sex! Sex is never as smooth as depicted in the movies,in real life its (sometimes,often even,but not always) sweaty awkward,clumsy,with strange noises and smells...its all part of the experience
 

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OP, ‘Queefing’ doesn't happen with every woman or man, but put the right combination of man and woman together, it occasionally does.…
Plenty of excellent information available if you know what to look for.
 

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The only way to bypass it is to find a woman with a tighter vagina.

Women who have had kids are pretty much guaranteed to do that.
 

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The only way to bypass it is to find a woman with a tighter vagina.

Women who have had kids are pretty much guaranteed to do that.
I never slept with women that have kids ...

Dunno , I was thinking that it kinda always happens to me , no matter the woman . Initially I thought that this happens with women that are kinda loose like the guys kept mentioning above , but it also happened with women that are tight

maybe it has to do with me being quite savage when having sex , but to be frank I literally have no idea why this happens to me
 

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OP, ‘Queefing’ doesn't happen with every woman or man, but put the right combination of man and woman together, it occasionally does.…
Plenty of excellent information available if you know what to look for.
I was searching google , but to be frank i still do not really found the root cause of this
 

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I was searching google , but to be frank i still do not really found the root cause of this
It’s my understanding that the vag walls are not perfectly smooth and air can be trapped in the corrugated crevices and queefing can still happen with an aggressive self dildo workout…
 

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It’s my understanding that the vag walls are not perfectly smooth and air can be trapped in the corrugated crevices and queefing can still happen with an aggressive self dildo workout…
So ... since this happens with most women , it means that the problem is with me mainly , and that I should be more gentle with them let”s say
 
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Hey guys ,

I am curious about one thing ...most of the women that I have been with after a while they do the so called vagina “ fart “ , and I was curious on how often this happens naturally , or if I am doing something wrong and cause it

Or , is there any way in which I can bypass it ?

for sure it is not something pleasant to hear during sex , and it kinda kills my mood

What are your guys thoughts ?
As Jor-El stated, forget what Porn has taught you about sex. It usually never is as smooth as porn makes it out to be. Sex is naturally pretty animalistic and not always "hot". Vag farts are pretty normal and happen to every guy that has sex, we haven't met the first guy that has f***ed enough to never have come across this.

As to why it happens, Barrister explained it well. Air (whether by pulling out and penetrating her right away or air finding a way inside her vag even when you are fully in) is going in and once enough air is inside, the moment you push your penis inside it will force the pressured air out and make a farting sounds. Not pleasant, but again, completely normal.

You can't really "fix" this per see. You either find a woman that is super tight and you never pull out during sex so is tightly secured or you increase your penis size so that no matter if the vag is loose or not, no air is going in.

Our suggestion, learn to live with it and maybe enjoy it so it doesn't kill your mood.

Modern Man Advice
 

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So ... since this happens with most women , it means that the problem is with me mainly , and that I should be more gentle with them let”s say
Don’t know where you got that conclusion from, but this is a matter of biology/human anatomy. We can’t change that.
 

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I never slept with women that have kids ...

Dunno , I was thinking that it kinda always happens to me , no matter the woman . Initially I thought that this happens with women that are kinda loose like the guys kept mentioning above , but it also happened with women that are tight

maybe it has to do with me being quite savage when having sex , but to be frank I literally have no idea why this happens to me
If you're constantly going in and out all the way you're bound to ram some air into her, which then will escape when pressure builds up.

If you don't pull out completely during sex at any point then it might stop happening with the tighter women. Not much you can do about vaginas that are loose though.
 

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maybe it has to do with me being quite savage when having sex , but to be frank I literally have no idea why this happens to me
This is definitely one situation. If you are going at it hard AND she is really turned on, comfortable, wet, and loose(from her being comfortable), this can happen. If it happens every time though, then something might be suspect.
 

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This is definitely one situation. If you are going at it hard AND she is really turned on, comfortable, wet, and loose(from her being comfortable), this can happen. If it happens every time though, then something might be suspect.
not all the time , but for sure it happened at least once with most women , from there on my appetite for sleeping with them kinda diminished , and saw it more as a chore than as pleasure .

but yeah , I kinda understand now what the issue might be , and will try to fix it on my end , as for me is a mega turnoff . Same as women taking a piss next to me and stuff like that

even though I understand that this things are natural , and everyone does it , i can not just look at her the same as she starts doing this stuff in my presence

maybe I am an extremist from this point of view , but we all have our turnoffs
 

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not all the time , but for sure it happened at least once with most women , from there on my appetite for sleeping with them kinda diminished , and saw it more as a chore than as pleasure .

but yeah , I kinda understand now what the issue might be , and will try to fix it on my end , as for me is a mega turnoff . Same as women taking a piss next to me and stuff like that

even though I understand that this things are natural , and everyone does it , i can not just look at her the same as she starts doing this stuff in my presence

maybe I am an extremist from this point of view , but we all have our turnoffs
Yeah ultimately everyone has their preferences on what are deal killers.

For me I gotta take a hard line stance one of these days and tell one of my plates, if she squirts one more time, she is outta there. LOL
 

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Yeah ultimately everyone has their preferences on what are deal killers.

For me I gotta take a hard line stance one of these days and tell one of my plates, if she squirts one more time, she is outta there. LOL
yeah , I do not like squirters either . But one of my friends basically goes mad when he finds a squirter

dunno what is sexy about a woman squirting , but everyone has their preferences haha
 

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If like me you enjoy pulling out and just going back and forth with the tip, out again, then slowly back inside etc (great feeling, you should be doing this anyway but if not try it), it's going to happen.

It's literally physics, not biology, therefore embrace and accept. /thread.
 

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yeah , I do not like squirters either . But one of my friends basically goes mad when he finds a squirter

dunno what is sexy about a woman squirting , but everyone has their preferences haha
Dude, we have to keep a couple hand towels and a roll of paper towel next to her bed. It was ok with just one squirt here and there but it's become the norm these days. Part of it is that I like fingering her and in rubbing her gspot, it tends to unleash the squirt. I gotta cut down on that. Also anatomically, I'm able to hit her gspot from intercourse as well in certain positions. This also doesn't help the situation.
 

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If you're not making noise you're not living. Plus I like it when a woman gets embarrassed for any reason. It's time
For humor and good wit. Bring it...
 
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