The Ultimate POF trolololo profile.. for lulz...

[HedoRick]

So I am working some long hours this weekend, but decided to work up my dummy profile back in VA to see what kinds of reactions I get out of these chicks... Absolutely hilarious... Profile will give you a laugh too...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=58129390

 

[mv.89]

lol haha, same pic was used once upon a time to prove a point "looks matter". You gotta post replies of chicks , I want to hear what they gotta say lol

 

[HedoRick]

Yep that "experiment" really prompted me to want to start this one. I am going to be in the office a long time tonight.

So if you guys can think of ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING over the top and ridiculous to spam to these chicks, then please post it in this thread. I need the lulz to help get through the graveyard shift.

Yer pal,

Hedo The Speedo Rick

 

[HedoRick]

Some responses...



7/13/2013 7:22:28 PM

"Hey I was thinking of robbing a bank, fleeing down to the oceanfront, driving off a cliff, and faking my own death this week (SCUBA tanks in trunk), are you in?"





7/13/2013 7:23:50 PM
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definitely! how high is the cliff tho?

7/13/2013 7:27:11 PM
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and only if you are fair with sharing the money








7/13/2013 7:37:35 PM

Really ****ing high. And I don't share money. Send me your number so we can work out the details.




7/13/2013 7:42:15 PM
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well then i will just rob you after we rob the bank, and i will tamper with your scuba tank


Another one... lol...

"Hey I was thinking of robbing a bank, fleeing down to the oceanfront, driving off a cliff, and faking my own death this week (SCUBA tanks in trunk), are you in?"



7/13/2013 7:26:09 PM
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Depends....what's our getaway car? We have to do this in style....


VrySrsDater
7/13/2013 7:49:38 PM

Ford Pinto.


7/13/2013 7:51:13 PM
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Perfect!

 

[zinc4]

How about, hey let's to go to Mcdonalds and laugh at morbidly obese people while they order their food...then let's go to the supermarket and look for people using food stamps to spit in their faces...

 

[Mr Wright]

People underestimate how much looks actually matter. It's not something any of us want to hear because we're not male models.

 

[HedoRick]

How about, hey let's to go to Mcdonalds and laugh at morbidly obese people while they order their food...then let's go to the supermarket and look for people using food stamps to spit in their faces...

Haha.... really like this one. Will spam it out...

EDIT: This one came in this morning.


VrySrsDater
7/13/2013 11:07:33 PM

"No pressure but if you don’t message me back a nest of cute baby birds will be stomped beneath Hitler’s boot."



7/13/2013 11:16:41 PM
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Ok i text you back but stop with hitler!!

 

[HedoRick]

Ok... the experiment is about over. Even with Sean O'Pry's profile, these chicks are not responding that well, except to outrageous emails.

And if they do, they won't give up the digits. Very few women have clicked "meet me".

Bottom line- even with model good looks, POF is a huge time waster at this time of the year. That is all. Yes, you can meet girls, but why bother, for every number you get there, you can pull 10 numbers from quality chicks IRL.

 

[Zarky]

People underestimate how much looks actually matter.

vs

Bottom line- even with model good looks, POF is a huge time waster

Bahaahaaha. As I realized with my own POF experiments back in '07:
even hot guys have trouble scoring. <---wisdom

 

[adam225]

Hahaha, funny as f*ck !

 

[1-800-HellNo]

I am a 28 years old. I am an honest, compassionate gentleman, with a good sense of humor. I am looking for good time(s) with a woman; I'm not getting any younger. I would like a 18-21 year old woman with a pretty face, a sexy slim to average body and an honest and compassionate personality (virgin is optional but a plus!). Show me your honest and sweet interest and love, and I'll show you a good time. Hit me up with an e-mail with your photo and digits, and I will respond quickly in suit. Smokers, overweights, blacks and liars need not apply.

My parents say i'm young at heart because I like playing with Legos, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog and I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.

My favorite books are Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken are my favorite foods

 

[1-800-HellNo]

double post

 

[HedoRick]

Maybe it proves something, maybe it didn't, but at the end of the day, I got a good laugh out of the retarded **** I sent out. Mission accomplished. You should appreciate that kind of thing NN, you are the king of trolololo's!

 

[j0504s]

"I'm a depressed alcoholic on parole with 9 kids to 7 mothers. Recovering from years in juvenile detention, ADHD medication and restraining orders making me only able to live in one suburb.
I hope to get a job one day but my memory loss from falling from a hot air balloon on my wedding day makes it hard to wake up before midday.
I like to travel but tend to find it's a necessity rather than a holiday to keep ahead of the debt collectors.
I like a clean house despite sharing with a few of my crack addicted house mates.

Perfect Match
Someone who won't burn my house down, someone who can see the good in being
left stranded on dates and likes to shout me dinner when I do turn up.
But mostly someone who is willing to be there for me throughout all my methadone treatments, crack binges and court appearances. Would be nice to have you hang around for the long term to pick me up from prison too."


LAWL I dont use online dating and I never would cold approaching is simple and treats me well. but this made me LAWL at work...mad funny :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Dominance]

A while ago I made a fake profile with the most over the top, ****y description that I could think of with a picture of a homeless man.

And I got a surprising amount of messages from women.. it made me go WTF.

Your link doesn't work, did you take it down?

 

[HedoRick]

I deleted the profile. It was just for my short term amusement. Glad some of you guys got lol's out of it as well. POF chicks sure are dense...