"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FINDING OUT HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS
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There is a right way and a wrong way to ask a hot chick if she has a boyfriend. The wrong way makes you look like an AFC, the right way allows you to be ****y and funny, challenge her, appear mysterious AND get some good kino in.

THE WRONG WAY
"So, umm..Are you single/seeing anyone"
or
"You probably have a boyfriend, right?"

Try not to hurl. We've all made this mistake.

THE RIGHT WAY TO ASK
Look at her with the utmost of confidence, as though you are interviewing her for a job, and ask her with a note of suspicion in your voice:
"So how long have you been single?"
She will look at you in shock. She will ask you "What made you so sure I was single?"

Your ****y and funny response: "Well I wasn't sure until you asked me that question, then I knew for sure."

"But seriously, I meet new people all the time, and I have discovered interesting ways of telling things about them, especially women.

"Things like what?"
'Well, body language for one. But (suspenseful pause)...what I really like to use, is palm reading. You'd be amazed at what you can tell about a person."

She won't be able to resist. This is a really good opportunity to get some quality kino in. Simply extend your palm facing up, and she will put her hand in yours with zero resistance. After tracing the lines in her palm with your finger and looking up at her every once in a while, say, with great suspense:
"I think, you really need...to moisturize. Then laugh at her!

If she says she has a boyfriend, say "That's not what you were telling me. I like to tap into non verbal communication."

"I meet new people all the time, and I have discovered interesting ways of telling things about them, especially women."
And continue from there.

Do this while sitting right next to her, and she will playfully hit you. When she does this, tickle her, and things will start to escalate.

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"May the game be with you."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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We should have more tips like these in here.

:up:
 

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These small, useful, use-any-time tips are probably what make my day interesting.
Double thumbs up!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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does it count as a neg-hit?

Yeah, it does count as a neg-hit, since it serves the same purpose.

Oh, and also, you CAN bring it up first. Remember, the whole technique is set up to make you a challenge. You assume she is single, and tease her, and get some kino in the process.
 

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Marlimus, have you checked your e-mail from last week?
 

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There is a right way and a wrong way to ask a hot chick if she has a boyfriend. The wrong way makes you look like an AFC, the right way allows you to be ****y and funny, challenge her, appear mysterious AND get some good kino in.
Very good marlimus!



Here is another one I've used:
After initial appraoch and fluff she tells you "I have a boyfriend"
To which you can reply in a few ways:

HER: I have a boyfriend

ME: ya know........so do i and do you know what he told me before i went out tonight?

HER: (laughing) No what did he tell you?

ME: He told me if I happened to meet an interesting, funny, attractive woman.....just to go for and have fun.

HER: Oh really.

ME: Yeah...... he's really open about that kind of stuff. It's great we can have a relationship like that.

The key here is to say this in a very masculine, suave serious tone.


Another one is:

HER: Thanks, but I have a boyfriend.

ME: Well, I'm not suprised someone like you has a boyfriend..........Does he fill a role or does he fill your deepest needs as a woman and a person??

HER: Speachless look on her face

ME: Well if the later then congradulations and where is your ring, but if it's the first......then perhaps we should talk.



Just a couple I've used with positive results.
 

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Hey tactic!

tactic,
yeah, I did, and I got your message, but my email filter was set to exclusive and it accidentally got deleted along with your contact info. I'm going to lower my email filter, so email me again at [email protected]. I'll look out for your email, and I'll reply and send you my AIM screenname. look me up on msn messenger in the meantime.
 

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Done, Marlimus. Thanks.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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That is an awsome tip!!! I love it!! Im going to use it tomarrow. If you have anymore tips of that caliber, share them!
 
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