Introduction
Until the emergence of the techniques used in this system, it was almost impossible to get laid. You had to be a natural, or really lucky, or go for really ugly chicks who didn’t know any better. You see, women HATE sex. For them, penetration is like giving birth, only in reverse. So the act of thrusting is like giving birth to a really small baby over and over again. In fact, the human race has propagated almost solely through rape and public toilet seats that were ejaculated on. Occasionally, a guy could convince a dumb girl that sex doesn’t really hurt, or that his penis was small enough that she wouldn’t even feel it.
For someone with a freakishly large penis like mine, however, this wasn’t possible. Eventually, I stumbled on the seduction community, and was able to glean some wisdom from what I found. Instead of approaching the problem from the beginning with a holistic view, it dawned on me to read the “lay reports” of posters at mASF, and work backwards from there! I painstakingly examined dozens, hundreds, or maybe even two of these reports, and this is the result of what I discovered.
Now, a selfish person would have kept these discoveries to himself, but finally I decided that this system was simply TOO POWERFUL to be kept quiet. I know that once you’ve used and applied the techniques in this system, you’ll be so amazed with your success that you’ll be ordering the Advanced Series DVDs in no time. With those, you can achieve even more ASTOUNDING success with women.
The Basics
It’s important to remember to approach seduction as a monolithic process. There’s never any need to split it up into different tasks. Some “seduction masters” will tell you that you need to introduce yourself to a woman, get her phone number, ask her out, ad infinitum. They are just selling snake oil, and they don’t really want you to succeed. The techniques in this system are so powerful that there’s no point in wasting time with such nonsense. On your first try, you should be able to turn a woman from stranger to ****-doll in less than thirty minutes. Guys who have attended my seminars often comment to me that they can do this in ten minutes.
It’s also unnecessary to think of taking her back to your place or her place. These techniques are meant to get a woman so turned on that she’ll have sex right where you meet her, so don’t waste any time with that kind of tactic. When you get a woman turned on enough to have sex, there’s a very small window of opportunity, but it really doesn’t matter where you do it.
The Approach
Canned lines like “Hi” and “How’s it going?” have never worked. It’s best to use a line that’s completely out of context. This takes her off guard, lowering her “***** shield” (the defense mechanism that women have that prevents them from having anonymous sex with unkempt losers who don’t have any hobbies outside of collecting seduction books and playing roguelike games). Among master guru players, this is known as a “bytch shield”.
If you don’t want to do this, just try an “insult opener”. Comment to her about how ugly part of her appearance is, and she’ll not only be talking to you, but she’ll likely be very excitable.
Exchanging names, talking about each other’s jobs and hobbies, or other kinds of normal conversation topics should be avoided at all costs. If you fumble these, she’ll be in “long term relationship mode”, and she’ll make you wait months or years to have sex with her.
Shyt Test
Any time a woman responds to anything to say or do with anything other than explosive enthusiasm or zombie-like reticence, it’s called a “shyt test”. Women impose these tests on men to make sure they are worthy of their affections. Disarm her tests by being really flip and obviously sexual. Here’s a quick example:
FZ: Let’s go to the S&M club, where I can show you how boring your idea of sex is. (while it isn’t necessary to take her anywhere, in this case, I wanted to take pictures of her being tortured, because I hate women)
HL514.L3: I’m not going to some S&M club with you! Who the hell are you? (classic shyt test)
FZ: Oh, I get it. You don’t want to go to the S&M club, because you’d rather have sex with me right here.
We ended up doing it right there in the gym. If you were in the area, you might have read about it in the paper.
Embrace Feminism
First of all, women HATE it when guys open doors for them, help them take their seats, etc. These are all WIMP behaviors that immediately turn a woman off so completely that it would take all of the Rohypnol in Tijuana to ever have sex with her.
Also, if you are having dinner or lunch with a woman, you should insist that she pay her half of the bill. If she complains, explain to her that if you paid her half, it would be a form of prostitution, since you plan on having sex with her later. Most women will be impressed by your understanding of modern female values, but a few (approximately 5%) will be offended by such a statement. They are just crazies, so you don’t need to worry about them. You’re actually better off finding out now rather than later.
Take Every Opportunity to Make Her Feel Bad
Women get compliments all of the time from guys they will never have sex with. What you want to do is insult her, thus defining yourself as different from everyone else, and by extension, attractive. This also has the added benefit of lowering her self esteem. The best things to insult a woman about are her weight, her age, and how intelligent she is. Social conditioning demands that a woman act offended when you insult her, but secretly, they all get extremely turned on by this. A woman wants, more than anything else, a man who presents a challenge for her, and if you make her feel like she isn’t worthy, you are well on your way!
Hypnotize her with CreepySpeak
CreepySpeak is the key to seduction. Without this technique, it is impossible to get laid, even with a prostitute, so don’t even try. Basically, when she mentions something about her life that has any meaning at all, you should interrupt with a monologue about how wonderful, profound, or romantic it is. When you see her blank-looking stare, and she looks like she’s phased out or distracted, you know that it’s working. Keep talking until your voice breaks, and she’ll do whatever you want.
A good way to improve your CreepySpeak is to put yourself into what’s called “creepy state”. In order to do this, do a visualization exercise. Imagine that the woman you are talking to is actually a little girl who you plan on having horrible, unnatural sex with. If she actually is a little girl, imagine that she’s Spongebob Squarepants. This should give the extra creepiness to your voice and demeanor necessary to successfully use CreepySpeak.
Some other seduction methods also make use of CreepySpeak. For many useful examples, go to fastseduction.com and look under the heading “Patterns” in their guide.
Letters from our readers!
I wanted to include this letter from one of our readers, which I received a few days ago.
“Hi Frankie, I just wanted to write to you and say that I love your system! It has completely transformed my life! Before I stumbled onto your system, I was just another middle-aged, morbidly obese virgin with no social life. Well, I still don’t have a social life, but now I’m almost literally SWIMMING in sweaty *****!
“There’s this woman who lives next to me who’s definitely a 112.B6 on the FRS [Frankie Richter Scale, which you learn about in the advanced series… FZ]. Not only that, but she’s an A-list actress. I won’t divulge her name, but let’s just say she’s on every guy’s ’to do’ list. One day, she was out gardening, and I commented to her how it looked to me like the camera SUBTRACTED ten pounds for her. She was furious! Any normal guy would have been discouraged, but I had read your guide, so I just kept at it. I got her to talk about her new movie, the sequel to [name removed to protect her identity… FZ]. That was my cue to start up my CreepySpeak, and before I knew it, that bytch was squatting over my wheelchair, right in front of everyone. And let me tell you, there’s a reason they call those celebrities ‘tight asses’!
“Nowadays, I have a hard time keeping the women away from me! I hear a knock at the door, so I’m going to get it and let whoever it is give me head while I play EverQuest. Thanks again for all of your help, Frankie!
-
Jeremy Averson, Hollywood, CA”
No, thank you, Jeremy! It’s always good to hear that one of my students is experiencing UNBELIEVABLE success with this system. It’s true, though, truth really is stranger than fiction. I couldn’t make up **** like this if I tried!
Jeremy, you are definitely ready for the new Advanced Series DVDs, and I’m looking forward to seeing you at the seminar in Vancouver, which I hear has more Indian prostitutes than India! I have to tell our readers, though, those seats are filling up, and before the day is over, I wouldn’t be surprised if there aren’t any left!
If I were you, I wouldn’t want to wait until next year’s seminar, either. This time around we have an extremely special guest, the seduction guru himself, Tyrone Williams! I have seen Tyrone in action, and I have to say, it is a MIND-SHATTERING experience! This guy has moves that aren’t even in the Advanced Series! I’ll let him relate his stories at the seminar, but I will tell you that there’s one nightclub in Santa Fe where every girl in there probably has AIDS now. Not to be missed!
Until the emergence of the techniques used in this system, it was almost impossible to get laid. You had to be a natural, or really lucky, or go for really ugly chicks who didn’t know any better. You see, women HATE sex. For them, penetration is like giving birth, only in reverse. So the act of thrusting is like giving birth to a really small baby over and over again. In fact, the human race has propagated almost solely through rape and public toilet seats that were ejaculated on. Occasionally, a guy could convince a dumb girl that sex doesn’t really hurt, or that his penis was small enough that she wouldn’t even feel it.
For someone with a freakishly large penis like mine, however, this wasn’t possible. Eventually, I stumbled on the seduction community, and was able to glean some wisdom from what I found. Instead of approaching the problem from the beginning with a holistic view, it dawned on me to read the “lay reports” of posters at mASF, and work backwards from there! I painstakingly examined dozens, hundreds, or maybe even two of these reports, and this is the result of what I discovered.
Now, a selfish person would have kept these discoveries to himself, but finally I decided that this system was simply TOO POWERFUL to be kept quiet. I know that once you’ve used and applied the techniques in this system, you’ll be so amazed with your success that you’ll be ordering the Advanced Series DVDs in no time. With those, you can achieve even more ASTOUNDING success with women.
The Basics
It’s important to remember to approach seduction as a monolithic process. There’s never any need to split it up into different tasks. Some “seduction masters” will tell you that you need to introduce yourself to a woman, get her phone number, ask her out, ad infinitum. They are just selling snake oil, and they don’t really want you to succeed. The techniques in this system are so powerful that there’s no point in wasting time with such nonsense. On your first try, you should be able to turn a woman from stranger to ****-doll in less than thirty minutes. Guys who have attended my seminars often comment to me that they can do this in ten minutes.
It’s also unnecessary to think of taking her back to your place or her place. These techniques are meant to get a woman so turned on that she’ll have sex right where you meet her, so don’t waste any time with that kind of tactic. When you get a woman turned on enough to have sex, there’s a very small window of opportunity, but it really doesn’t matter where you do it.
The Approach
Canned lines like “Hi” and “How’s it going?” have never worked. It’s best to use a line that’s completely out of context. This takes her off guard, lowering her “***** shield” (the defense mechanism that women have that prevents them from having anonymous sex with unkempt losers who don’t have any hobbies outside of collecting seduction books and playing roguelike games). Among master guru players, this is known as a “bytch shield”.
If you don’t want to do this, just try an “insult opener”. Comment to her about how ugly part of her appearance is, and she’ll not only be talking to you, but she’ll likely be very excitable.
Exchanging names, talking about each other’s jobs and hobbies, or other kinds of normal conversation topics should be avoided at all costs. If you fumble these, she’ll be in “long term relationship mode”, and she’ll make you wait months or years to have sex with her.
Shyt Test
Any time a woman responds to anything to say or do with anything other than explosive enthusiasm or zombie-like reticence, it’s called a “shyt test”. Women impose these tests on men to make sure they are worthy of their affections. Disarm her tests by being really flip and obviously sexual. Here’s a quick example:
FZ: Let’s go to the S&M club, where I can show you how boring your idea of sex is. (while it isn’t necessary to take her anywhere, in this case, I wanted to take pictures of her being tortured, because I hate women)
HL514.L3: I’m not going to some S&M club with you! Who the hell are you? (classic shyt test)
FZ: Oh, I get it. You don’t want to go to the S&M club, because you’d rather have sex with me right here.
We ended up doing it right there in the gym. If you were in the area, you might have read about it in the paper.
Embrace Feminism
First of all, women HATE it when guys open doors for them, help them take their seats, etc. These are all WIMP behaviors that immediately turn a woman off so completely that it would take all of the Rohypnol in Tijuana to ever have sex with her.
Also, if you are having dinner or lunch with a woman, you should insist that she pay her half of the bill. If she complains, explain to her that if you paid her half, it would be a form of prostitution, since you plan on having sex with her later. Most women will be impressed by your understanding of modern female values, but a few (approximately 5%) will be offended by such a statement. They are just crazies, so you don’t need to worry about them. You’re actually better off finding out now rather than later.
Take Every Opportunity to Make Her Feel Bad
Women get compliments all of the time from guys they will never have sex with. What you want to do is insult her, thus defining yourself as different from everyone else, and by extension, attractive. This also has the added benefit of lowering her self esteem. The best things to insult a woman about are her weight, her age, and how intelligent she is. Social conditioning demands that a woman act offended when you insult her, but secretly, they all get extremely turned on by this. A woman wants, more than anything else, a man who presents a challenge for her, and if you make her feel like she isn’t worthy, you are well on your way!
Hypnotize her with CreepySpeak
CreepySpeak is the key to seduction. Without this technique, it is impossible to get laid, even with a prostitute, so don’t even try. Basically, when she mentions something about her life that has any meaning at all, you should interrupt with a monologue about how wonderful, profound, or romantic it is. When you see her blank-looking stare, and she looks like she’s phased out or distracted, you know that it’s working. Keep talking until your voice breaks, and she’ll do whatever you want.
A good way to improve your CreepySpeak is to put yourself into what’s called “creepy state”. In order to do this, do a visualization exercise. Imagine that the woman you are talking to is actually a little girl who you plan on having horrible, unnatural sex with. If she actually is a little girl, imagine that she’s Spongebob Squarepants. This should give the extra creepiness to your voice and demeanor necessary to successfully use CreepySpeak.
Some other seduction methods also make use of CreepySpeak. For many useful examples, go to fastseduction.com and look under the heading “Patterns” in their guide.
Letters from our readers!
I wanted to include this letter from one of our readers, which I received a few days ago.
“Hi Frankie, I just wanted to write to you and say that I love your system! It has completely transformed my life! Before I stumbled onto your system, I was just another middle-aged, morbidly obese virgin with no social life. Well, I still don’t have a social life, but now I’m almost literally SWIMMING in sweaty *****!
“There’s this woman who lives next to me who’s definitely a 112.B6 on the FRS [Frankie Richter Scale, which you learn about in the advanced series… FZ]. Not only that, but she’s an A-list actress. I won’t divulge her name, but let’s just say she’s on every guy’s ’to do’ list. One day, she was out gardening, and I commented to her how it looked to me like the camera SUBTRACTED ten pounds for her. She was furious! Any normal guy would have been discouraged, but I had read your guide, so I just kept at it. I got her to talk about her new movie, the sequel to [name removed to protect her identity… FZ]. That was my cue to start up my CreepySpeak, and before I knew it, that bytch was squatting over my wheelchair, right in front of everyone. And let me tell you, there’s a reason they call those celebrities ‘tight asses’!
“Nowadays, I have a hard time keeping the women away from me! I hear a knock at the door, so I’m going to get it and let whoever it is give me head while I play EverQuest. Thanks again for all of your help, Frankie!
-
Jeremy Averson, Hollywood, CA”
No, thank you, Jeremy! It’s always good to hear that one of my students is experiencing UNBELIEVABLE success with this system. It’s true, though, truth really is stranger than fiction. I couldn’t make up **** like this if I tried!
Jeremy, you are definitely ready for the new Advanced Series DVDs, and I’m looking forward to seeing you at the seminar in Vancouver, which I hear has more Indian prostitutes than India! I have to tell our readers, though, those seats are filling up, and before the day is over, I wouldn’t be surprised if there aren’t any left!
If I were you, I wouldn’t want to wait until next year’s seminar, either. This time around we have an extremely special guest, the seduction guru himself, Tyrone Williams! I have seen Tyrone in action, and I have to say, it is a MIND-SHATTERING experience! This guy has moves that aren’t even in the Advanced Series! I’ll let him relate his stories at the seminar, but I will tell you that there’s one nightclub in Santa Fe where every girl in there probably has AIDS now. Not to be missed!
