"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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THE ULTIMATE DEBATE...titties or ass

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bigjohnson said:
rakishness said:
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I'm a face/legs/butt guy, but that's just wrong. Sometimes more is just ... too much more.
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Hahahaahaha. I guarantee you this girl gets hit on 10 times a day. No question. You know how we joke and say women get hit on ALL the time. There is no question that this girl gets hollered at MANY times a day. Women with PHATTIES get offered sex daily. And I'm sure she is pursued quite AGGRESSIVELY. DAYUUMMMMM
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rakishness said:
Hahahaahaha. I guarantee you this girl gets hit on 10 times a day. No question.
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Not by me. Let's face it, any decent looking girl who acts overtly sexual will get hit on more often than a speedbag.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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rakishness

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bigjohnson said:
Not by me. Let's face it, any decent looking girl who acts overtly sexual will get hit on more often than a speedbag.
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:yes: :yes: :yes:

LOL!!!! Can't argue that. We can't help it.
 
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