"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The Tear Finger

Crissco

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Heres a little game you can play with a girl for fun to get her laughing even more.

Build up some rapport, then tease her. Have the girl call you a jerk in a playful way while hitting you. Laugh with her for a second to play along...

Then hold out ur hand palms up and tell her to pick a finger. The finger she picks take it, run it down your eye like ur crying and go "aww poor baby" while laughing and keeping eye contact.

Again shes going to call u a jerk in a playful way while laughing he ass off.
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For me this has worked and just fun overall to keep people laughing and get you and her in a constant good mood.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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w. t. f.
 
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