"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The "Tea Party".

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Only in America could a bunch of right wing extremist nut jobs hold the country to ransome.
Why do you Americans let a bunch of self righteous little pr!cks, with nothing better to do than try and fvck your country up,...why do you let them get away with it?
Round them up and lock 'em up. Thats what you should do with scumbags like this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Zunder said:
Only in America could a bunch of right wing extremist nut jobs hold the country to ransome.
Why do you Americans let a bunch of self righteous little pr!cks, with nothing better to do than try and fvck your country up,...why do you let them get away with it?
Round them up and lock 'em up. Thats what you should do with scumbags like this.
I agree with some of them, not all of them. But the truth is they wouldn't have been voted in if the nut jobs before them (Bush, Obama, congress) wasn't so reckless with their spending.
 

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Falcon said:
I agree with some of them, not all of them. But the truth is they wouldn't have been voted in if the nut jobs before them (Bush, Obama, congress) wasn't so reckless with their spending.
Bush: Two uneccesary wars = Zillions of dollars.
 

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Mike32ct said:
While it might seem like an extreme position, the Tea Party is trying to draw a line in the sand on spending. It's unfortunate that we are dealing with a game of "chicken," but there is no other way.
No it isn't. If they wanted to cut spending they would be complaining about trillions spent on "defense" but nobody wants to touch that. It's the sacred cow. Instead they'll ***** and moan about healthcare, taxes for the rich, corporate taxes, human rights and how there's too many... etc. Things that a rich individual or a corporation would be complaining about. The Tea Party is filled with warm bodies who can chant and repeat phrases that their leadership tells them to.

When a "political" party becomes so widely supported by both government and the media, chances are very good it's a sham.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Alle_Gory said:
No it isn't. If they wanted to cut spending they would be complaining about trillions spent on "defense" but nobody wants to touch that. It's the sacred cow. Instead they'll ***** and moan about healthcare, taxes for the rich, corporate taxes, human rights and how there's too many... etc. Things that a rich individual or a corporation would be complaining about. The Tea Party is filled with warm bodies who can chant and repeat phrases that their leadership tells them to.

When a "political" party becomes so widely supported by both government and the media, chances are very good it's a sham.
The tea party is the minority and it definitely looks like that in the media and everywhere else. There are some good tea party people that want massive cuts in EVERYTHING (including military). A lot of republicans are just as bad as democrats and vice versa when it comes to spending. It's good we have a voice that can stand up to both of these ... republicrats. I mean honestly, do people think that the goal of the 2010 elections was to vote people in who would "compromise" with the president?
 
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