"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The strangest thing just happened

Married Buried

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I got home and had something very important in my pocket. I had it tight down in my pocket and was holding it there to make sure it was safe. Time to remove it from pocket. I reach in and pocket is empty. I was alone the entire time. Wtf? I don't understand. No holes in my pocket and home alone. WHY ?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sho-No-Luv

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You were dreaming..
 

Yewki

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Not sure if on drugs or needs a psychiatrist...
 

Atom Smasher

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Clearly the item that was in your pocket was Schrödinger's cat. The quantum superposition collapsed and you were left with an empty pocket.
 
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