The strangest thing just happened

[Married Buried]

I got home and had something very important in my pocket. I had it tight down in my pocket and was holding it there to make sure it was safe. Time to remove it from pocket. I reach in and pocket is empty. I was alone the entire time. Wtf? I don't understand. No holes in my pocket and home alone. WHY ?

 

[Sho-No-Luv]

You were dreaming..

 

[Yewki]

Not sure if on drugs or needs a psychiatrist...

 

[Atom Smasher]

Clearly the item that was in your pocket was Schrödinger's cat. The quantum superposition collapsed and you were left with an empty pocket.