The Starter Wife

[Burroughs]

somewhere goundra/white boy/twentee is practicing long kicks while jerking off to korean porn

:kick:

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[goundra]

u wish you could kick at ALL, much less do so while accomplishing ANYTHING else.

 

[DanZy]

So you do wank and practice kicks, at the same time? :crackup:

 

[SamTheHobit]

Down low? How's your plans coming along?

 

[Down Low]

Down low? How's your plans coming along?

Well, I was keeping this on the down low, but this is as good a time as any to drop the bomb. I started the thread after I already made up my mind and got the party rolling. I found a stupid one last spring who I programmed into not wanting to marry me cuz I have no money, and herded her through incubation. She's a lazy and faithless hussy who seems to have no depth of feeling about anything or anyone. It'll be no problem getting her to start an argument and want me to leave, but still want ex-sex and baby daddy to visit the kid. Or convince her that I found a job in another city and will take it "for awhile." Judging by its mother, you'd think the kid would be dumb as a doorknob, but it's going through the developmental milestones like a champ.

Haven't decided which DNA testing service to use. If the kid is not mine, at least I got a refresher course on pregnancy and newborn care -- and lots of antibodies from colostrum and milk. So this is either a practice round, or Round 1 is winding down. I'm ready to take on a new incubator and go for Round 2.

 

[twentee]

u'd find OUT, punk, if you ever DARED meet me some place.

 

[speed dawg]

u'd find OUT, punk, if you ever DARED meet me some place.

Would you charge 500 feet at him in 0.003 seconds??????

LOLZZZZ !!!!!11111

 

[Down Low]

Would you charge 500 feet at him in 0.003 seconds??????

LOLZZZZ !!!!!11111

(1) One of our esteemed fellow DJs astutely noted that homos endlessly fantasize about recruiting/seducing straights. That goes perfectly with my belief that homosexuality is a behavioral disorder similar to bestiality and pedophilia, and somewhat similar to narcissism. Mentally ill people show out their sickness in an instinctive plea for help. 20/gondra's endless attempts to provoke personal, physical exchanges seems all too similar to the punk slam dance fad of the '80s. It's a faggot come-on. This message board is devoted to a topic that is virtually guaranteed to attract normal men. For this reason, a man sick with homosexuality might come here and troll to show out and try to get help. Uh... no thanks, faggot. And stop tugging on my pants leg -- I'm not your father. Go bother someone else for help.

(2) Any topic that the plutocracy doesn't want discussed, they send their minions to ban, shout down, and ridicule. 20/gounda's repeated trolling -- and extreme hostility -- tells me I'm onto something and should explore it further. Thanks faggot!

 

[goundra]

do you realize how stupid you look, posting ridiculous numbers about stuff that you OBVIOUSLY know nothing about? I know for a FACT how long it takes to make a ccw draw, from every position and method of carry and concealment. I know how long it takes to "cover" ground, make each type of strike. I know angles, fakes, breakfalls, blocks, reversals, takedowns, focus, balance, "shaping" of weapons, where to hit, how to hit. You don't know ANY of those things. You are so jealous of me that you can't STAND it, but you'd never even CONSIDER putting out the time, effort and money it would take to learn any of those things. Cause you're a lazy pvssy.

 

[Burroughs]

exactly down low....this twentee/whiteboy/goundra faggot is some kind of undercover homo

who watched too much Rambo in the 80s

 

[SamTheHobit]

Well, I was keeping this on the down low, but this is as good a time as any to drop the bomb. I started the thread after I already made up my mind and got the party rolling. I found a stupid one last spring who I programmed into not wanting to marry me cuz I have no money, and herded her through incubation. She's a lazy and faithless hussy who seems to have no depth of feeling about anything or anyone. It'll be no problem getting her to start an argument and want me to leave, but still want ex-sex and baby daddy to visit the kid. Or convince her that I found a job in another city and will take it "for awhile." Judging by its mother, you'd think the kid would be dumb as a doorknob, but it's going through the developmental milestones like a champ.

Haven't decided which DNA testing service to use. If the kid is not mine, at least I got a refresher course on pregnancy and newborn care -- and lots of antibodies from colostrum and milk. So this is either a practice round, or Round 1 is winding down. I'm ready to take on a new incubator and go for Round 2.

So are you saying you already had the kid or she is pregnant?

If so.. Do you plan on having more kids with other women?

And also do you plan to take care of the kid or just bail?

 

[Down Low]

So are you saying you already had the kid or she is pregnant?

Already had the kid.

If so.. Do you plan on having more kids with other women?

Yes.

And also do you plan to take care of the kid or just bail?

Plan is to keep her as a MILF/F-buddy and see her every other weekend. Will help with money only for absolute necessities, and only in as much as she doesn't get it herself.

DNA testing now.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Down low is a boss! xD

 

[Down Low]

UPDATE: Incubator #1 got a phone call that she can't get rehired at her old job. She doesn't discuss it with me, but blows up the cells of her old work buddies. She instantly understands that, without any real job skills or any good reference, she'd damn well better find an alternative lifestyle. So even though she has a newborn, she's already asking if I want her to conceive another baby right now.

I did some reading on the Interwebz and it's actually very common for women to crave yet another baby soon after birth. Damn. I'll get two for the price of one. Maybe that's why some guys have families in many places, instead of just singletaries.

 

[Montague_Leach]

How can that be your starter kid when it's not your kid?

 

[Down Low]

How can that be your starter kid when it's not your kid?

How could it be a "starter kid" if it were you kid? It wouldn't be disposable.

I'm not advocating that single men take up with MILFs. I didn't. But if a young man has zero experience changing diapers, mollycoddling a b1tch's temper tamtrums, etc., that might be one way to learn about it.