The starter husband

[MatureDJ]

http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/relationship-issues/starter-husband

Within months of promising to love and honor and cherish Tucker forever, she knew she had made a huge mistake. The problem? He was boring ... “The idea of spending my life with someone like that seemed stifling,” she says. “It finally just got to me that he was so...sunny.”

Hmm, let's see ... I have a hunch that if a man said something like this, the feminists would be out with their pitchforks.

Years after promising to love and cherish Mary forever, as she went from a size 2 to a size 22, Tucker knew that he had made a big mistake ... "The idea of me only being able to have sex with my wife seemed stifling," he says. "It finally just got to me that she was so ... fat."

:crackup: :crackup:

And of course, these women have such a wonderful sense of values ...

I don’t have to look far in my own life to find human faces that bear out the numbers: One of my best friends from college barely scratched out a two-year union following her six-figure Hawaiian wedding

“I totally bought into the wedding-industry machine,” admits Elisa, who spent more time obsessively planning every detail of her nuptials for 300 at a Malibu estate than she did working on her master’s thesis.

 

[LiveFreeX]

ya thats pretty typical, you spend alot on the wedding and then kick yourself later.

I spent 2 dollars on mine, best 2 dollars I ever spent.

Other things you can buy for 2 dollars
- 2 things at the dollar store
- KFC's tooney tuesdays (10 years ago)
- A candy bar
- A small hamburger from McD's dollar menu (maybe 2)

Other things you can buy with 300,000 dollars
- an airplane or two (Cessenas or small one seaters)
- a nice house
- an 8 bedroom mansion in Mexico
- a lambo (fine car right bradd?)
- Pay rent in a house for 10 years
- Live/Retire abroad
- Go back to school (in Canada and take every degree/diploma program)
- Fvck thai *****s every night for the rest of your life
- Eat wherever you want, whenever you want (no more chicken for you!)
- Build a mancave of epicness (home theatre in the millenium falcon)
- Get a helicopter license with enough hours to get paid 100k/year
- Get a pilot's license with enough hours to become an airline captain
- Travel to every country in the world

300k goes a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way if you know how to budget.

OR

you can spend it all in one day.

ooops read that wrong... so

What you can do with 40,000:
- CPL (Flight instructor rating + VFR)
- A small house in Canada, 2 bedroom but decent
- A big 4 bedroom, new modern house in Mexico
- Retire abroad
- Fvck thai prostitutes forever
- Buy a small airplane (1 seater)
- Get about 25 different diplomas from a community college

Weddings are a huge fvckin waste of money. You can get married for 10 bucks in most places. If she won't marry you without a huge white wedding, she doesn't really want to marry you at all.