The soil from which AFCs grow

[salinechow]

See, before I found this forum I would have been confused by this article(I found it floating around Facebook-asphere). I would have done every one of these things and did do them, well. Why didnt it work I would ask myself? I would have spent all day analyzing it and myself, and would have tried HARDER! Thank Gosh for this place. Now, I see the mistake in every one of these items. I would love to see the deconstruction of this by the Master DJs though...and newbs epiphaniesas well.

http://www.thebolde.com/future-husband-waste-time-18-differences/

1. Your future husband brings out the best in you. An ******* brings out the crazy, stalker ***** in you.

2. Your future husband values commitment and partnership. An ******* is just trying to hang out.

3. Your future husband sees your success as his success. An ******* needs to take you down a notch.

4. Your future husband thinks you’re the most beautiful woman in the world. An *******’s eyes keep wandering.

5. Your future husband makes you feel secure. An ******* makes you want to check his phone.

6. Your future husband prioritizes your happiness. An ******* prioritizes his own happiness.

7. Your future husband enjoys listening to you talk. An ******* wishes you’d be quiet.

8. Your future husband makes plans with you in advance. An ******* pops up out of nowhere the same day.

9. Your future husband creates a feeling of forward momentum in the relationship. An ******* wants to keep things exactly as they are.

10. Your future husband makes it clear he’s into you. An ******* leaves you wondering.

11. Your future husband makes you feel chased. An ******* is someone you’re always struggling to pin down.

12. Your future husband consistently reaches out to you. An ******* goes radio silent for days.

13. Your future husband texts you just to check in. An ******* texts you when he wants something.

14. Your future husband asks about you and your life. An ******* couldn’t care less.

15. Your future husband is great in real life. An ******* looks good only on paper, if that.

16. Your future husband treats you like a priority. An ******* makes you feel like a backup plan.

17. Your future husband does nice little things for you, just because. An ******* won’t.

18. Your future husband wants to show you off to his friends and family. An ******* hides you from them.

- See more at: http://www.thebolde.com/future-husband-waste-time-18-differences/#sthash.6D0AwO2Z.dpuf

 

[Starfvcks 64]

That article is hilarious. A lot of guys will read that and try adjusting their life to fit into the "husband" category, but the sad truth is they would do better adapting the "*******" traits. The ******* has more fun, the husband has _____.
Fill in the blank, because I can't.
I guess he gets... respect? but really he's just being treated like an average person. Do people honestly respect a guy like that?

Check out the guys in the comments section too.

 

[jnMissouri]

In other words, one is ultra available to her and just into her, the other views her as a piece and is busy chasing other trim.

 

[Meisterman]

Haha! I really got a kick out of this. Especially this one

6) Your future husband prioritizes your happiness. An a$$hole prioritizes his own happiness.

Lol really?!?!:crackup: :crackup:


If you're going to take any advice from this article, basically do everything the a**hole would do (seriously).

 

[MountainSlide]

And dumb bishes write ****ty posts like that. My soul mate always prioritizes me before everything else -- BullShyte. A person that is an emotionally unstable codependent acts like this -- not real men.

 

[VladPatton]

Relax, homies. This is just an article for the betas to have a guide. It makes them feel as if they're getting some direction. Every now no then you'll stumble upon a gem of an article like this designed to guide the lost.

For us, it's like having an ultra high tech GPS in your car and having a guy at a stop light try to sell you you a $100 paper map.

 

[Zarky]

yeah who gives a sh*t? Just do everything that the "********" does and you'll be rolling in p*ssy.