The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

[Giovanni Casanova]

Damn, that is awesome. I believe in originality, but I gotta try that one! Excellent!

So do I, but sorry to say, I've heard that before. lol



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CASANOVA

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."
Jim Horning

"Always love thy enemies, just in case all your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards."

"Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 

[crowes22]

The smoothest thing hmmmmm........"hell no"

 

[lil devun]

"GIVE ME SEX"

 

[trickynick]

Now that I think about it, this should be in The Discussion Forum.

 

[Heart Of Stone]

she melted into a stunned silence and her very next words were "What are you doing tomorrow night?"

Just out of curiosity, did it get you anywhere with this girl?

She already turned you down for a date once and just wanted to be friends.

 

[misunderstood??]

This one worked great for me, I was at this campsite my friends made me go to (for the day) and i started talking to this blonde in a black bikini and i can't remember exactly how it went but it went something like

Me:So how long are you here for?
her:till the weekend, you?
me:I'm here just for the day with some friends they made me come, I really didn't wanna come
her:Gee, thanks
me:Well, that was until i heard a hot blonde in a black bikini would be here

Man o' man did she ever turn red, I felt so smooth because i left soon after that and she kept asking around for me and stuff, haha.

 

[Dancer]

*hehehehe* we are so silly..
(after I kissed her the first time, just after I'd met her for the first time)
Just after I said that, she giggled, hopped on top of me and didn't let go for forty-five minutes.

 

[Haley]

I had just met this one girl in the hall who was friend of another chick I knew, and after a few minutes of conversation, she said:

"You're such a cutie."

I took it almost as an insult and said with a sexy grin on my face...

"Hey, I'm more than that, trust me." *wink*

She just kind of melted all over me after that.

 

[roadwarrior]

I was once discussing favorite pastimes and hobbies with a beautiful co-worker. At some point she asked me if I deer hunt. I just smiled at her and answered, matter-of-factly, "Yes dear(deer)." The look on her face was priceless.

 

[GREAT WHITE SHARK]

every time I look at you the world stops and the music "Foxy lady" sounds on my ears... I want to take you home.

you make me horny

go wait in the car, back seat.

Lets say I don't want you, so I can go out with another girls. See you.



[This message has been edited by GREAT WHITE SHARK (edited 01-26-2002).]

 

[ekle]

One time, I was driving down a scenic drive near where I live. Being summertime, there are chicks sunbathing there sometimes.
i see this chick, wanted to go up to her. No idea what to say.
I dont know, but I found myself at a gas station, buying 2 Cokes. Didnt know why.
Go back, and damn it, I just get out of the car and go right up to her.
I surprise her....
sit down, and say
"you look bored and thirsty, so I bought you some company and a Coke"

i guess you had to be there....

we talked for a bit, and then I left. It was a test onmy part, if I would actually follow through..

 

[Faun]

My friend had a really good one: It was his third date with this high school girl and, after talking for awhile, she asked him when he thought they'd have sex. In his smoothest voice, he said, "Oh, in about 10 minutes." Actually, it was 1/2 an hour later. :-D

 

[SoSuave.com]

Moved to The Archive

 

[Glasses]

Girl was giving me some mad eyecontact so I said "See something you like" She got wet on the spot.

 

[lynx]

Originally posted by Skippy:
The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

I came to the states when I was thirteen years old and, not being a native speaker of English, I learned much of my English from tv and reading. For some reason, I used to watch a lot of PBS as well as movies about swashbucklers. As a result, I picked up a lot of language more suitable for chivalry than for Wall Street. Girls responded favorably when I would say "naturally" or "by all means" instead of just "yeah." Add to that a slight Spanish accent and that added a lot of flavor to my speech. I learned that compliments are fine as long as they're delivered well. Simply saying "You're beautiful" to a woman makes you look ordinary. Instead, use some witty Shakespearean remark in praise of timeless beauty and she might just melt in your arms. If you saw the movie "Don Juan de Marco," you'll recall that the strength of Don Juan's remarks came from the way they were expressed. If you can deliver lines in an elegant yet effortless manner, you'll become very popular with women. Also be sparing with those compliments, but deliver them well.

 

[Nocturnal]

[This message has been edited by MaDsKaTeR212 (edited 11-07-2002).]

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

LOVE the rose. Not just for the eloquence, but the effort expended for her to hear the message. How do you spell Classic?

Just one:

Discussing reincarnation and looking DEEP into her eyes and speaking softly...
" You know if I could choose to come back as anything, do you know what I'd like to be in my next life?"
S:"What's that" (giggle)
"I'd want to be one of your tears."
(obviously caught off gaurd) "Why?"
"So that I would be born in your eye..." (brush hair away from her face)
"Live...on your cheek." (caress her face with the back of my fingers)
"and die..." (brush lips) "on your lips."
S: (breathing a little heavier) "You didn't just come up with that."
"True, but i'm having a hard enough time remembering to breathe to think up something original."

She barely let me finish my sentence!

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"If we are to change the world we must start with that one corner of it over which we excercise full influence...ourselves."

Of mice and men...which are you?

 

[Varnon]

in truth this should not be considerd smooth at all
because it didnt take much "skill" or effort or balls
(she was hyper and excited the day before about a cd player)

me: "are you getting hyper again"
her: "no its just"
me (interupting) : "because you'r really are cute when you'r hyper"

nope doenst seem smooth at all, but it was
its great to see a red head like that visable blush...
and bit lips, and try to look away
(she doesnt want to think of me like that... but she does)

 

[hope7]

did this to a friend when the weather was cloudy

her: the weather has been really gloomy as of recently
me: its ok, your presence makes up for it

She melted

 

[youknowtherest]

In college after a gig with my jazz combo. I played the saxophone. GORGEOUS little thing at a table in the front, eyeing me the whole time I was onstage but wouldn't come up to me after the set, even though the whole club, it seemed, had come up to talk to us. She and her friend were getting up to leave, and I parted the crowd and went over to her, my axe still around my neck, and tapped her on the shoulder.

"So, what the hell?" I said. "You just sat there and watched me use my fingers and my tongue for an hour straight, and you're not even going to ask me what I'm doing after this?"