The Smell Of P*ssy (Real Don Juans Only)

[Badmannaz]

I had this chick over yesterday....the day started off with me wanting to f*ck her....now i have a real bad problem with thinking with my d*ck (like all guys) well it started off with a simple home date watching a couple movies...being the guy i am her pants were coming down to the floor....And then it happend



The Smell....the smell that made me want to get up walk in the other room and kill myself.....

Is it just me or does the smell of p*ssy just make u wanna commit suicide


now some of you virgins are like "what does it smell like?"

Well i can't really explain it.women release odors that we men are attracted too.."pheramones"

Now 1st i thought it was just this girl puss that was acting up...but i've smelled it on previous females when there wet....does anyone else have problems with this...anybody else got bad experience with some bad coochi....

the worst part is that the girl was hot...you'd think a chick like that would never have a p*ssy odor that damn strong...it makes my bones shiver just thinking about it!! lolz!! seriously!!

 

[BuildingSomethingBig]

How about trolling another message board? Thanks.

 

[BluEyes]

Was she shaved, and did she wash inside/outside? Girls with hair tend to smell abit more, so going down on a bush is a no-no:nono:


Alot of girls neglect washing inside the cooch sometimes, I don't know why...

But yeah, some girls have it worse than others, like some guys that have BO more than others I suppose..I've never had it suicide-bad though.


Casually suggest she use soap sometime

good luck

 

[Redux]

Haha, one of the girls I'm with now has a "spicy" smell.
Either way, I love the ***** smell.

 

[azanon]

Ive had some that smell bad, but i just dealt with it by not going down on it. Its not a deal breaker for me, but its certainly a mark in the con column.

 

[foomee]

Ahh! I think my girlfriend had this problem... whenever we had sex she would tend to get extremely wet, and she had a small amount of hair down there. She shaved once, but it still smelth and when it grew back, it smelt even more. I just learned not to deal with it and pleasured her with my fingers. Plus it was ok, cos she liked sex so much more.

 

[shaunuk]

The girl I'm with now has a red wine kinda smell to hers. It only smells like that when she's aroused tho.

-shaun

 

[Vulpine]

You guys...

The cooch is like a big armpit. The thing is, women don't have a stick of deodorant to schmear on it now, do they?

Women know they stink or have the potential to stink, and are self-conscious. Don't be squeamish, be comforatable and upfront about it.

"Hey, whoa, you're a bit ripe today. What do say you jump in the shower quick and wash that kitty up for me, hmmm?"

or

"Mmmm, mmmmMM! Long day, huh? Showered this morning, I suppose? Um...
you're monkey is getting pretty funky; want to take a shower together?"

You will be amazed at how many women will agree to wash up if you ask them. If you make it a thing early on, it sets a standard and becomes standard procedure that they clean up either directly before coming over, or, right before sexin'. It helps if you have a DJ bathroom, too.

Most chicks shower in the morning and screw at night. Well, I've trained many women to either shower twice a day, or just at night instead of the morning. Many don't like going to bed with wet hair, so ask them to shower after work or before coming over.

Make it a condition for sexing that they have a sweet smelling gap, and women will gladly meet that condition: they won't have to worry about offending you with a stank box.

 

[jimmyjack]

I love that smell cause that's when i really suck *****

 

[~attrACTION~]

When you call her up, before she comes over, tell her you're going to take a shower. She should usually get the clue to do the same.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Haha, one of the girls I'm with now has a "spicy" smell.
Either way, I love the ***** smell.

Thank the gods for Tabasco and Franks Red Hot!:crackup:

 

[exwhyzee]

Vulpine is right usually you can coax stinkers into the shower or better yet a bath, sometimes it is a result of spicy food, and other times it is a esult of poor hygiene. A nice bath is the best though.

 

[DJDamage]

Here is a plain and simple truth: Sex stinks!

Your d1ck and ass stinks and her pvssy and ass stinks too. It usually start to act up when you get it on and get sweaty and wet, not to mention when you cvm it stinks for her.

I suspect that is why chicks love to have sex with incense candles and call it romantic because it hides the stink. Buy a couple of those candles and not only will the smell go away but she will think you are also romantic and you end up looking good on both fronts.

 

[jesusrules]

wow I want to throw up.

 

[Chosen1]

Many You ever smelled it where it had the whole room musty. That's some funk. I could be a yeast infection or a UTI.