The Skip2mylou Story, with pics!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

playa99

Master Don Juan

Feb 21, 2008

#141

L777 said:
LOL one person gets it!!

You guys are so retarded....only the country's biggest rockstar and one of the highest selling bands of the last 20 years.

Interesting how you lot describe a cultural icon and rock and roll legend, and his model-quality girlfriend....shows you don't really know what you're on about.

good point ahah

youve kinda just killed skips argument, thought i was very strange that you were posting pics of liam gallagher, just leads to show these guys are douchebags

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.