L777
Master Don Juan
At last, an admisson of defeat!! Bout time.Ultimate Player said:good
how i dress gets me alot of sex from different cuties too, wanna argue some more about it?? lol
Ahhhh, chin up.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
At last, an admisson of defeat!! Bout time.Ultimate Player said:good
how i dress gets me alot of sex from different cuties too, wanna argue some more about it?? lol
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
L777 said:At last, an admisson of defeat!! Bout time.
Ahhhh, chin up.
L777 said:OK this should work.
This is true style!! http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg238/Local_United_Fan/liam.jpg
"Playa" isn't a word so I'll disregard the first paragraph.Ultimate Player said:its not defeat
we're both winners the way i see it!
you're still a playa hater thought due to how much you've tried to talk down to me without ever being provoked (and ill say all the shyt i want to you, thats AFTER you say something foolish to provoke me in the first place)
you dont need to post here anymore, your austin powers movie star look obviously works well for you in your area, you're still a total hater though, you dunno how to properly connect with your fellow man on a "chill" basis
lookyoung said:You should wear whatever style suits you, but to me that style looks gay as hell. Woman love masculine and alpha type guys and your style makes you look like a sissy.
Me personally I like the brand name affliction. I also prefer shirts and jeans from nordstroms.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
playa doesnt have to be a word, leave it to the geek to defend the dictionaryL777 said:"Playa" isn't a word so I'll disregard the first paragraph.
LOL at Austin Poweres, seriously google him and you'll find your waaaaaaay off.
I connect with cool people, you, sir, are the biggest nobhead (or in fratboy-speak: douchebag) I have ever had the misfortune to communicate with. I wouldn't consider you a man, more of a 'quasi-male'.
Lol mate you're a skinny, spotty little chode who looks like he's just come out of a low budget, softcore porn flick. I'VE SEEN THE PICTURES OF YOU, YOU HAVE UGLY, UGLY GIRLS, HERE'S ONE OF ME AND ONE OF MY GIRLS, AND YES THAT IS A WHITE COAT WITH A FLUFFY COLLAR I'M WEARING....JUST BECAUSE I CAN!!DjDan said:you got to be fucking kidding me.
i wipe my ass with weak punk-ass beetle look-alikes as yourself.
after talking all that tough shit, you show me a picture of a nerd dressed up like a 1960s movie character? the fuck.
I think your taking this mystery stuff way too seriously. What part of the country are you at?L777 said:Lol mate you're a skinny, spotty little chode who looks like he's just come out of a low budget, softcore porn flick. I'VE SEEN THE PICTURES OF YOU, YOU HAVE UGLY, UGLY GIRLS, HERE'S ONE OF ME AND ONE OF MY GIRLS, AND YES THAT IS A WHITE COAT WITH A FLUFFY COLLAR I'M WEARING....JUST BECAUSE I CAN!!
You f.uckers don't know who you're dealing with here. You talk a good game but I'm out there, peacocking more than any fratboy ever dared, and screwing these sorority girls behind their backs!!
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg238/Local_United_Fan/liam2.jpg
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bollox to ya mate, this thread was destined to be like this from day one.Quiksilver said:Try to keep personal insults out of here, no one wants them. Besides, this thread is close enough to being closed as it is.
By the way L777, you look like a pornstar in that last pic. Whatever works for you man.
Let's try to be a little more constructive with posts, aight?
thanks
Not to be a dick, but to possibly give you a reality check.L777 said:I'VE SEEN THE PICTURES OF YOU, YOU HAVE UGLY, UGLY GIRLS, HERE'S ONE OF ME AND ONE OF MY GIRLS, AND YES THAT IS A WHITE COAT WITH A FLUFFY COLLAR I'M WEARING....JUST BECAUSE I CAN!!
You f.uckers don't know who you're dealing with here. You talk a good game but I'm out there, peacocking more than any fratboy ever dared, and screwing these sorority girls behind their backs!!
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg238/Local_United_Fan/liam2.jpg
Thanks to winners like you!L777 said:Bollox to ya mate, this thread was destined to be like this from day one.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
LOL one person gets it!!easylover said:Um, what is wrong with everyone here? Can't you see this L777 dude is posting pictures of Liam Gallagher from Oasis!?
Everyone has way too much time on their hands.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.