"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The sexual politics of installing a home urinal

Maxtro

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Very interesting. Heck most of them would appeal to the female.

More pictures. The first one listed looks pretty cool for something you pee into.

I'd like a bidet too. I don't like using toilet paper and it's so wasteful. At least my shower has a detachable head that I can used to wash during my showers.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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MatureDJ

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squirrels said:
LOL WTF??

How big is your bathroom?
For the BA that is not the master BA, there is a 3-1/2' center path from the door to the window. On the left side is a 3' shower, 5' bath, a 34" stall for the urinal, and then a 39" stall for the commode. On the right is a long vanity and then a closet. I specifically designed the room so that someone taking a shower or bath does not have to see the urinal to toilet fixture (sitting in a tub and seeing a commode has always been a bit disturbing for me.)

The urinal only adds about 24 ft^2 to the bathrooms, and the general design of the house is a long Cape Cod with only a center hallway (and hence long rooms), and since I demand that the downstairs BA have a window, the space was going to be used in any case.

squirrels said:
Urinals are great for public restrooms because they allow men to "go" without having to worry about seat-splash and without the necessity of "putting down paper". Urinals, however, are regularly prone to "oversplash", which makes your floor a mess of piss. In a public bathroom, especially a bar, it's not that big a deal. In your house...ehh...you're gonna be mopping a lot more to keep your place sanitary.
I have had prostate problems since 17. :eek: Commodes and their areas always get grimy because of my stream is often weak. The urinal will be more much more sanitary for me.

squirrels said:
Plus if your bathroom's not big enough, you're not going to be able to put it anywhere where it's not face-level with someone sitting down to take a dump. Which is just nasty. Public bathrooms are big enough to fit several between wide divided stalls.
As I have mentioned, there are stalls so that someone sitting on the commode will not be able to see the urinal (although she would have to pass it up walking to it.)
 
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Those things stink and are ugly why would you want it in your house?
 

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Desdinova said:
Man, screw the urinal and install a bidet!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

There would be nothing like giving your arse a quick wash when you're having a particularly runny day after eating Mexican. And women can use it to give their pu55y a quick wash after sex.

Fvcking Des, always lending a helping hand! The bidet is the sh!t. Once you've used one it's a hard choice to squeeze Charmin between your crack.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heh heh yeah as long as you flush the thing, clean it regularly and maybe use those urinal mint things for it I don't think it would start to smell too much.

I mean it would be your own not some filthy public bathroom's urinal thats maintenanced once like every three years or so lol.
 

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Fvck it, get a urinal and a bidet. Tell women that balances it out, because the bidet is for chicks to wash themselves out after sex.
 
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