"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Secrets To Dj - Revealed

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- smile (brush your teeth, whitening if needed)
- facial (wash face / trim or shave beard/unibrow/nose hair/etc)
- confidence (NOT ****y. believe yourself and there is no limit to what you can achieve)
- relax (DO NOT ACT nervous, be comfortable/stable mindset)
- be patient (be relaxed and go on about your business)
- plenty of fish (don't try to game on a girl at a time)
- rejection doesn't hurt (it only hurts if you take it seriously)
- wallet full of cash / some cash (have a job/s or income to support yourself/girls)
- a car / bike / motorbike / something that can carry two person while she can hold you
- trim your penis hair can make it look bigger

good luck :cheer:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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it's true!
 
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basic sure but you gotta know them basics...nice
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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old married dude said:
Or in my case trim EVERYTHING! :crackup:
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i doubt chicks find hairless pubes sexy :down:
 
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please stalk my old posts you nerd


this forum is full of talkers anyway. i doubt ANY of you get real action irl. pretty sad really. it's like a dj wannabe guy got some ugly fat std chicks irl and comes forum to talk about his pride and viagra overdose. desperate lonely dudes who read this forum and believes the op and tries irl then he fails even more due to THOUGHTFULNESS. ONLY women think this much, normal guys just DO it and not THINK it. maybe you all should be inject with excess testosterone and purchase a high end extender for that little two inches soldier


rofl @ you

oldschooler said:
So im thinking of writing a guide to being a teenager.
This will contain.
- Getting around parents.
- Guide to travel.
- Being social.
- How to be popular.
- Getting away with just about anything.
- Obtaining 'freedom'.

.. and lot's more.

I know so many hints and tricks to do what ever you want to do till your 18.

Give me your feedback ill only write it if it's worth while.
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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1403975
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Amen
 
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mustfirstregister said:
Everyone in the forum already knows this ****.
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/fail @ u & name :box:

i don't just generalize this, it's what society brainwashed us to do. k :rockon:
 
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anti oily & pimple
use regular soap works too
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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k i just got a new one

- be interesting (watch news/stupid reality shows/etc) so you have something to talk about
 
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- socialize outside of home (where else do you meet people)
 
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