"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The Secret to Banging Women

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This has been said before, but I will say it again because some of you need to be reminded of this on a daily basis.

If you bang one chick and you are decent a story will follow you. I know from experience and I've even gotten some of my more honest women friend to even admit that the more a guy has sex or the better they hear he is the more willing/more aggressive they are in pursuing sex with that said man. So go bang some hood rats, live a life that makes you happy, and you'll continue to climb up the sexual ladder.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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T Money said:
That was probably the worst post i've ever seen here.

You clearly haven't been here long enought to read some of the garbage that has clogged up the main page for the past 2 years.

Although the post wasn't an earth shattering revelation, its definitely true and works.




PIMP
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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CAREFUL. if you do this, bang only the top quality women. Once you bang lower class girls (wh0res and unattractive girls) your reputation WILL KILL YOU.
 

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musclyjerk said:
Well it made perfect sense to me!

Until you have a little reputation, don't under-estimate the power of it.

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Exactly. Chicks talk just like we do. What other chicks think influences the other ones. They're competitive, some might fvck you just to spite another chick.
 

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Basically, the meaning of this thread is this:

"If you bang some hotter women, then you'll manage to bang hot ladies"

Impressive.
 

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itishe said:
This has been said before, but I will say it again because some of you need to be reminded of this on a daily basis.

If you bang one chick and you are decent a story will follow you. I know from experience and I've even gotten some of my more honest women friend to even admit that the more a guy has sex or the better they hear he is the more willing/more aggressive they are in pursuing sex with that said man. So go bang some hood rats, live a life that makes you happy, and you'll continue to climb up the sexual ladder.
The secret to banging women, passed from generation to generation, from ancient civilization to today: Stick your penis in her vagina. Idiot.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'm guessing we got a couple disgruntled Chicago Bears fans in here?
 
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