OK, this is going to be an old story but some of you guys might relate. I've since learned how to deal with women but back then I didn't. I was 21 and wanted this 19 year old, bad. We had a few things in common and went to the same University. I knew her family and we had a few group dates.
This girl was nice, a virgin and super decent. I had a lot of respect for her. Anyway, long story short. I decided to pay her a visit one day and tell her how I felt about her. (BIG MISTAKE). I got the "you're such a nice guy, I'm sure you will find someone special for you SOME FV*** day" Well, she didn't say it quite that way. In the meantime, as I am trying to tell her how I feel, this morbid girl on the couch, upon hearing a knock on the door and looking out of the window, suddenly gest a huge burst of energy, leaves me sitting there and jumps on top of this fat, short, balding guy at the door, some guy named BRUCE.
Sh** I say to myself. It was a former boyfriends who'd moved away and had just moved back to town. I was devasted at the time. Here I was, looking sharp, fit, not necessarily a bad looking fellow as you can see from my myspace profile
http://myspace.com/myspacegene and didn't even get a chance to be traded. I got owned.
She ended up marrying the short, stubby, bald guy and has 9 children today for what I heard. Bred like a rabbit. I never had a chance to take her to a movie or even hold her hand, even after months of interaction with her and her friends.
Lesson learned: girls like jerks, dorks and non-threatening guys. She just didn't like me. I got over it but I still remember that day and I've never forgotten her deep blue eyes, brown hair and smile. Many women came and went but nobody like her.
But I wouldn't want 9 kids either so it was a good thing we didn't marry and knock boots!
ha
This girl was nice, a virgin and super decent. I had a lot of respect for her. Anyway, long story short. I decided to pay her a visit one day and tell her how I felt about her. (BIG MISTAKE). I got the "you're such a nice guy, I'm sure you will find someone special for you SOME FV*** day" Well, she didn't say it quite that way. In the meantime, as I am trying to tell her how I feel, this morbid girl on the couch, upon hearing a knock on the door and looking out of the window, suddenly gest a huge burst of energy, leaves me sitting there and jumps on top of this fat, short, balding guy at the door, some guy named BRUCE.
Sh** I say to myself. It was a former boyfriends who'd moved away and had just moved back to town. I was devasted at the time. Here I was, looking sharp, fit, not necessarily a bad looking fellow as you can see from my myspace profile
http://myspace.com/myspacegene and didn't even get a chance to be traded. I got owned.
She ended up marrying the short, stubby, bald guy and has 9 children today for what I heard. Bred like a rabbit. I never had a chance to take her to a movie or even hold her hand, even after months of interaction with her and her friends.
Lesson learned: girls like jerks, dorks and non-threatening guys. She just didn't like me. I got over it but I still remember that day and I've never forgotten her deep blue eyes, brown hair and smile. Many women came and went but nobody like her.
But I wouldn't want 9 kids either so it was a good thing we didn't marry and knock boots!
ha