"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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toddC

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Just a quickie here...Soem girl wrote on my Facebook wall the other day and I responded with like hows your summer going? missing me yet?

Then she wrote back saying ofcourse i miss you. do you miss me? and my summer is blah blah blah..

I wanan leave a little C+F int here but thats definately one of my weak points in my game so I need a little help on what to say...

Also, what are some good threads with C+F tips and what not?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Tell her how great your summer is and don't say anything about you missing her. Leave that out and make her wonder.
 

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yOU SAY U MISS ME BUTT actions speak volumes......what do u miss most about me (gets her thinking).
 
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