"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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the reason why people shouldnt be homophobes

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the way i see it, you should never hate on fags cuz that means more girls for you.

the other day i was in a party and i met a girl but then a guy came and i thought he was her boyfriend but he was just a douche bag so i hooked up with tha girl
;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Chosen1

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i don't hate gay people but i contest to this day that i have not met one cool one if i did it would be cool and yeah i love lesbians good looking lesbians
 

Delta

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"don't hate" and yet, "just a douche bag".... how very progressive....

you don't need a reason not to hate people.

people can be prejudiced against you,

against me

and against gays

and the unifying thing about all of them is their ignorance. ever been the object of prejudice? not fun, not good, not right.

don't do it.

delta
 

ThunderMaverick

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mexican_player2 said:
the way i see it, you should never hate on fags cuz that means more girls for you.

the other day i was in a party and i met a girl but then a guy came and i thought he was her boyfriend but he was just a douche bag so i hooked up with tha girl
;)

What inspired this dumb rant?
 

T Money

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I realized yesterday that I really hate butch dykes. They're useless. They hate men, they're b!tches even if i'm nice to them, they think they're the sh!t, and they're disgusting to look at.

But fags are cool, they're always hella nice people that you can trust to pay you back etc.

Hot lesbians are cool if they're young, as soon as they start getting older, they turn butch and turn into fvcking ****s.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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