"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The real reason

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mr. Unique

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I just got a pm from one of the moderaters, they all agree with me and they are going to ban you, once allen is online. enjoy your last hours in sosuave:D becuase tomorow you wont be here.

Remember to ban his IP address too, in case he tries to come back :)
 

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It seems like shooter is obsessed with interracial porn. I give him props though, at least he admits they had to PAY those white women to have sex with black men. Unlike others who say they ARE the black men in the pictures..LOLOLOL

I am truly amused at the lengths these guys will go to prove they can get white women. :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
I just got a pm from one of the moderaters, they all agree with me and they are going to ban you, once allen is online. enjoy your last hours in sosuave:D becuase tomorow you wont be here.

Remember to ban his IP address too, in case he tries to come back :)
You're mad at free porn? What kind of man are you?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mr. Unique

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Originally posted by n00bPimp
You're mad at free porn? What kind of man are you?
since when did anyone have to pay for porn online? :rolleyes:
 
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