The Real Deal
Don Juan
There are a few people here that don't believe there is such a thing as the "one". Well, I'm here to tell you there is, sometimes you just need to wait for her to realize it. I met mine 25 years ago, and now she's getting her 6th divorce, and I think I could finally have a chance with her.
We met back in H.S., she was head cheerleader, and I was both the ballboy and head waterboy. I would always sit in the 1st seat on the bus, and she would always say "hi" to me. After that, I would write her poems (like the ones PANK writes) and put them in her locker, she used to comment on how nice that was.
She used to go out with the football and basketball teams. Captains, that is, I think she said it was part of being on the cheer squad. I would wait home and call her to see how she was, sometimes I wouldn't get hold of hew till the next day because she said she was worn out and in bed.
Anyway, after H.S., she moved around and changed her name a lot, but with the help of a few P.I.s, and the internet, I was always able to find her. She seemed so surprised sometimes and would ask me for my # so we could stay in touch. It's funny too cause since I still live at home my # never changed, but you guys know how woman are, they misplace everything.
She called me the other night asking if it was ok to borrow some money, cause her 5 kids were needing things, and her 5 AFC ex's don't pay support. Of course I was thrilled she chose me, I offered to drive over, but she gave me her P.O. box # so I could mail it to her instead.
This was the 1st time she ever called me, so as you can see, she's finally coming around. I knew if stayed single, and didn't date anyone else, I'd be available when the time came. So see guys, the "one" does exist, you just have to be prepaid when it happens. Well, I'd better get offline now, she might be trying to call me and I don't want to miss that.
We met back in H.S., she was head cheerleader, and I was both the ballboy and head waterboy. I would always sit in the 1st seat on the bus, and she would always say "hi" to me. After that, I would write her poems (like the ones PANK writes) and put them in her locker, she used to comment on how nice that was.
She used to go out with the football and basketball teams. Captains, that is, I think she said it was part of being on the cheer squad. I would wait home and call her to see how she was, sometimes I wouldn't get hold of hew till the next day because she said she was worn out and in bed.
Anyway, after H.S., she moved around and changed her name a lot, but with the help of a few P.I.s, and the internet, I was always able to find her. She seemed so surprised sometimes and would ask me for my # so we could stay in touch. It's funny too cause since I still live at home my # never changed, but you guys know how woman are, they misplace everything.
She called me the other night asking if it was ok to borrow some money, cause her 5 kids were needing things, and her 5 AFC ex's don't pay support. Of course I was thrilled she chose me, I offered to drive over, but she gave me her P.O. box # so I could mail it to her instead.
This was the 1st time she ever called me, so as you can see, she's finally coming around. I knew if stayed single, and didn't date anyone else, I'd be available when the time came. So see guys, the "one" does exist, you just have to be prepaid when it happens. Well, I'd better get offline now, she might be trying to call me and I don't want to miss that.
