"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Real Definition of Loosing Virginity ?

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The Real Definition of Losing Virginity ?

I understand the you loose your virginity when your pen!s is inside a vag!na. One of my guy friends, a high school senior, had sexual intercourse with a girl he barely met at a party, no emotional atatchment, but they stopped before he came. He said she gave him a blow job and he was inside her for 5 minutes, her on top of him naked.

Did he loose his virginity, im stumped ?

Edit: He asked me, and wants to know if he is a virgin or not anymore
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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horaholic

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If you're a guy it counts. Chicks would say that doesnt count.
 

Maxtro

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I am amazed that there is any confusion at all about this.

It doesn't matter if the penis was only in a vagina for one thrust it's still sex. It's not good sex but still sex.

So yes even if a guy sticks his dick and pulls out right away he's no longer a virgin.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If the snake enters the tunnel, even for a minute, it still entered the tunnel
 
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