The Question That Kills Me

[Big Poppa]

W T F

Every time I talk to a girl, and they ask if I have a girlfriend, I say, "No, I don't."

I would expect an "Aww, that's too bad!"

or

"Oh."

or

"Oh that's cool. Blah blah blah"

But no, instead I get.

"(PAUSE) Are you gay?"

I'm not gay dammit! >_<

Does anyone else get this? Or do I need to start taping hair to my chest and wear a lumberjacks uniform?

 

[The_Reaper]

Don't say you don't. Say something like "no, I have 8 girlfriend's an a wife"

 

[(JJ)]

lol.

i got this for the first time this past summer at a camp.

i absolutely cracked up.

the only reason i can figure that i got that is because, at the time, i was in a relationship and i was only running toned back game. i wasnt using the normal amount of kino that i normally would, but i was still being an all around smart ass and putting this group of cuties that was in my group in their place every time i had the opportunity.

so my suggestion is ramp up the sexual vibe. it seems like you might be using too little "sexually threatening" kino. not THREATENING threating. just to let them know that you're to be seen as someone that could fvck the sh1t out of em.

make sure you do more kino and more talk of sexual subjects.

 

[omega05]

i've always noticed sometimes when a random girl asks me if i have a girlfriend and i say no, they're like oh why not like it's expected that all dudes should already have girlfriends

 

[WaterTiger]

"No, but I am taking resumes, think you're up for the job?"

"I'm in the priesthood and it's not allowed...but I'll be happy to listen to your NASTY confessions!"

 

[Cinamon]

It's cuz most guys r homophobic, and she probably wants you to flirt to prove her wrong, thus feeding her craving for attention

 

[prairiedog24]

It's cuz most guys r homophobic, and she probably wants you to flirt to prove her wrong, thus feeding her craving for attention

The girl I hang out with calls me gay all the time. Its her version of C/F. Plus it justifies in her mind the times when I'm not gaming her, and it invites me to prove her wrong the times when she wants me to argue with her.

I don't mind at all. At least in my case, it just shows that she's willing to play oneupsmanship with me, and a playful girl imo is just fun.

 

[horaholic]

Anytime a girl questions your sexuality, grab her, and make out with her immediately. They cannot get mad. That would be wrong.

Or if you want to be a dik, you can say "Yes, Im gay. Why, aren't you really a man? Thats why i'm flirting with you."

But, dont give a direct answer to questions like that. Always use a C+F line there.

"It's your lucky day. Im single at the moment."

Or I like this one a lot. "She's dead. Freak steamroller accident. Anyway, whats your sign?"

"No, but Im taking applications. If you're nice, I might be able to pull some strings"

Or do some push pull "Whoa, slow down. we just met."

 

[arutha]

W T F

Every time I talk to a girl, and they ask if I have a girlfriend, I say, "No, I don't."

My favourite answer to the question is 'hmmmm not exclusively' (cheeky grin)
Leaves her wondering exactly what you do have and whether she can be better than the 'other girls' and get you exclusively.

Also;
are you gay?
(tone up the over the top camp voice) oh my goood how did you ever know? (touch her gayly on the arm)

Be able to make fun of yourself, and don't take yourself too seriously.

horaholic, thats a bold but good response. Probably best in a club situation. 'No, here I'll prove it' grab her and kiss her. Should be fun to try.