"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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englishman

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I was out about 2 months ago and pissed (drunk) as a rat..got this chicks number and put it in my phone......next day was like ...fvck cant remember what she looked like.....anyway never called her.......so I was supposed to meet this other chick who cancels last minute...so i was like fvck...i'll call this one from couple months back ...calls her up leaves a message saying i had to go to england for 6 weeks..etc..
anyway she calls back!!!! I was pretty amazed...so i set up the date.....couldnt remember her, only that she was dark and origionally from brazil....so i built this idea in my head of this latino beauty...about 25 years old HB9...well you guessed the rest ;-) I
meet the chick and im thinking fvck man..THE POWER OF BEER GOGGLES!..so I figured ah well...if i drink enough maybe she'll look good again..lol......so tried it...didnt work though..the only good thing i could find that i liked about her was her hands and tits.....in the end we went to a club and I lost her....ah well...cant win em all!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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Originally posted by Vincent
uhm, ok?
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yep, did i mention she was a parole officer?
 
Cloudtopsun2100

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wait so you waited 6 ****ing weeks to call her? I met this HB8 at the club last week- never called- I should call her tomorrow and see if she'll be down for clubbing.....I sure know I love that social proof-
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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hey i think you didnt use ... enough man
 
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