The Porn Star

[JohnChops]

That Olga chick looks freaky. Look at her hair in that picture, it looks like it's going straight up. It looks like she might be hanging upside down from the ceiling by her feet!

There's something about her eyes that creep me out. That chick looks evil, lol.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy **** I laughed so hard, thanks for that zekko

 

[goldengoose]

That Olga chick looks freaky. Look at her hair in that picture, it looks like it's going straight up. It looks like she might be hanging upside down from the ceiling by her feet!

There's something about her eyes that creep me out. That chick looks evil, lol.

haha I noticed that myself, like a circus performer hanging by her hair. She looks demonic with that face like the bride of Chucky. I wonder how much he paid for her?

 

[Bokanovsky]

for hot, empty, meaningless but very enjoyable sex?

what does a bus have to do with strippers?

The point I'm trying to make is that it would be more convenient (and probably cheaper too) to just pay them by the hour. Why take a wh*re out for dinner, movies and whatever it is that you usually do on dates?

 

[narcissist]

No offence Big Neil but I doubt the girl you are talking to is the porn star lexi belle as she is in a reality TV show right now called The Sex Factor and is acting as a judge for the show. A porn competition for 1 million dollars. So i highly doubt she has time for stripping.

Here is the video: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6cYh2afFfuj7FZcM

She is the chick at 00:34 seconds in and 00:38 seconds in

Once again, not trying to knock you down brother. Im sure its just a girl that looks ALOT like her and decided to use the famous porn stars name for her stage name.

 

[Zarky]

Last time I was on here, bigneil was bragging about banging 2 russian girls that he lived with. Of course they were both 9.5s.

Now he's banging Lexi Belle and she's not even hot enough for him.

Sounds legit! I believe all of bigneil's stories

 

[Bokanovsky]

Meh, that Lexi Belle chick isn't even that hot. She looks too Irish.

 

[bigneil]

When we meet a chick in a strip club, in a way, we cheated. It's not the same as having managed to see them naked in a normal situation. Therefore, we need to make an adjustment. The best way is to say "I want to take you out but I know you have to make a living. I will pay you your average daily income so that you can take a night off and spend it with me". If they like you, it shouldn't be more than $200. (The average stripper makes $50K/year working 4 nights a week, or $250 per night. Top 10% make $60K. Top 1% make $70K). When they say "I make $2000 a night" they mean "I once made $1000 in 2 nights, before tip-out".

Likewise, in a "buy out", you expect nothing in return. You can't exactly say "You promise you'll f*ck me, right?" You must rely on your seductive abilities for that, or you'll never know. Also, this buy-out can only happen one time or you become sugar daddy (ask me how I know). If you know how to read body language, this method works well. If you don't, you'll get taken.

During your time together, she can forget her worries about work and make an honest assessment of you. (20 years ago, simply buying her dinner was in effect the same proposition). The only other way to get strippers is if they fall head over heels the moment they see you, AND you avoid them for a few times. Or if they saw you at a party with another stripper, in which case you get an automatic upgrade (still not sure how they sense whether we are worthy, but once one does, they all do, at once, nationwide).

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I agree Narcissist. It's officially not the same Lexi.

I also tend to agree with Bokanovsky. I just picked up her 2 Penthouse and was ready to pitch them after 5 minutes.

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Anyhow, finally, tonight I saw Imitation Lexi. It's definitely not her because I checked the tattoos on her fingers (Lexi Belle has a heart). Plus, my Lexi is 5'7" and has green eyes. Lexi Belle is 5'2" with brown eyes.

I had avoided her for the past 3 attempted dates. Perhaps not coincidentally, she clung to me like Velcro all evening and said the words "I love you" at least four times. (I now recommend blowing off every girl 3 times as a matter of course!)

I finally confronted her on the Lexi Belle issue, showing her a picture of the Blu Ray and how much she looked like her. She laughed and she went under a different name, but I couldn't find her in a search. In any event, we're going out again Thursday.

To those who are more up to date on modern porn, I apologize. I was only with a girl who looked like Lexi Belle. This could never compare to someone who watched movies featuring the actual Lexi Belle.

 

[backbreaker]

lexi belle is a smoke show. not "hot" hot but very cute / sexy

but my point being, she's past the point of "giving her a few hundred dollars to have sex with me" she clocks WELL into 6 figures a year from doing porn / doing strip shows / other things around the country.

I frankly know a few porn stars because of my line of work that no doubt you could slip 500 bucks to and get some action lol but she's not one of them.

 

[goldengoose]

When we meet a chick in a strip club, in a way, we cheated. It's not the same as having managed to see them naked in a normal situation. Therefore, we need to make an adjustment. The best way is to say "I want to take you out but I know you have to make a living. I will pay you your average daily income so that you can take a night off and spend it with me". If they like you, it shouldn't be more than $200. (The average stripper makes $50K/year working 4 nights a week, or $250 per night. Top 10% make $60K. Top 1% make $70K). When they say "I make $2000 a night" they mean "I once made $1000 in 2 nights, before tip-out".

Likewise, in a "buy out", you expect nothing in return. You can't exactly say "You promise you'll f*ck me, right?" You must rely on your seductive abilities for that, or you'll never know. Also, this buy-out can only happen one time or you become sugar daddy (ask me how I know). If you know how to read body language, this method works well. If you don't, you'll get taken.

During your time together, she can forget her worries about work and make an honest assessment of you. (20 years ago, simply buying her dinner was in effect the same proposition). The only other way to get strippers is if they fall head over heels the moment they see you, AND you avoid them for a few times. Or if they saw you at a party with another stripper, in which case you get an automatic upgrade (still not sure how they sense whether we are worthy, but once one does, they all do, at once, nationwide).

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I agree Narcissist. It's officially not the same Lexi.

I also tend to agree with Bokanovsky. I just picked up her 2 Penthouse and was ready to pitch them after 5 minutes.

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Anyhow, finally, tonight I saw Imitation Lexi. It's definitely not her because I checked the tattoos on her fingers (Lexi Belle has a heart). Plus, my Lexi is 5'7" and has green eyes. Lexi Belle is 5'2" with brown eyes.

I had avoided her for the past 3 attempted dates. Perhaps not coincidentally, she clung to me like Velcro all evening and said the words "I love you" at least four times. (I now recommend blowing off every girl 3 times as a matter of course!)

I finally confronted her on the Lexi Belle issue, showing her a picture of the Blu Ray and how much she looked like her. She laughed and she went under a different name, but I couldn't find her in a search. In any event, we're going out again Thursday.

To those who are more up to date on modern porn, I apologize. I was only with a girl who looked like Lexi Belle. This could never compare to someone who watched movies featuring the actual Lexi Belle.

The plot thickens. Great story Neil

 

[bigneil]

She just sent 3 straight texts and wants to come over tonight, but I'm moving this week. I'm currently in an empty apartment with a Coleman sleeping bag and a cat until Tuesday. For a pillow I had to stuff my only towel into my only T-shirt. I'm thinking she wouldn't be impressed. Though I do have 20 lb frozen, grass-fed beef and a case of RP 98+ wine...