"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why on Earth would I lie about this? It's not exactly an achievement, but I thought it was entertaining.
the only difference between this and dating ellen page is that ellen page isn't a guaranteed sex freak who'll do the things in your wildest dreams.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Given that she's now spent 24 hours straight texting me, on a holiday weekend, I'm thinking she's not really 2014 Penthouse Pet of the Year. I'm good but I'm not that good.

But I suppose settling for a girl who only looks like Lexi Belle isn't so bad.
 

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LOL why in the hell should any of us believe that Lexi Belle wants to date some random, average guy nearing his mid 40's who she "met" in a strip club?

No offense but your story is waaaay far-fetched. Prove it.
 

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Open I don't think u: understand how popular Lexi belle is lol she is prob The most popular porn sstar to dudes under 25 in the country it would be like saying your dating brianna banks 15 years ago
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Korrupt said:
LOL why in the hell should any of us believe that Lexi Belle wants to date some random, average guy nearing his mid 40's who she "met" in a strip club?

No offense but your story is waaaay far-fetched. Prove it.
Not sure where you came up with "average". Note that I have bikini models in Houston, New York City and San Francisco who still send me love letters, months after I last saw them.

I think we can all agree that this is most likely just a girl who bears a striking resemblance to Lexi Belle and who probably is exploiting that fact by choosing the stage name Lexi and claiming to have made pornos for Vivid. Whoever it is looks so much like her that I thought it was her. So I at least have a girl who looks like Lexi Belle. She agreed to go out with me Wednesday (sending 20 texts today).

But I can't go.

Because just now, as luck would have it, a hotter, younger stripper who I just met Saturday night and rated 9.5 (#2 on my list, ahead of Lexi) just started texting. One who is not a porn star. On the heels of taking another stripper bikini shopping Thursday, I just went to play Poker Saturday and happened upon love at first sight with a new girl visiting from the West Coast. She and I spoke, she told me her real name and then she went on stage. When I went to tip her on stage she said "I left my phone number on your drink". She drew a heart on it (the #1 handwriting analysis sign). Well just now (at midnight) she actually called me. Said she just wanted to hug me (hugs are not on the menu at strip clubs). We just spoke on the phone (my land line) for 27 minutes. This girl is 21 (born in 1993). When we met I immediately told her she was too young but she said her last boyfriend was 46. We are going out Wednesday and I will have to postpone Lexi-lookalike.

The new girl just texted: "We have united! I could tell from the first moment I looked in your eyes."

She's talking about cosmic energy and the Universe where most of Lexi-lookalike's texts were "how r u".

When it rains it pours.
 

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bigneil said:
She agreed to go out with me Wednesday (sending 20 texts today).

But I can't go.

Because just now, as luck would have it, a hotter, younger stripper who I just met Saturday night and rated 9.5 (#2 on my list, ahead of Lexi) just started texting. One who is not a porn star. .
how convenient. :whistle:
 

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Bigneil has been making up stories for years about having sex with porn stars who turned strippers in low class strip clubs. I like to read them for a laugh. check out his posting history of the others, it is a hoot.
 

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bigneil said:
At least you guys will believe me now when I say a particular girl is hot. I gave this girl HB9 before knowing who she was. Now she is HB11.
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She is also the sexiest woman I ever met. The last time I saw her, when I kissed her goodbye, I asked "Would you please walk away so I can check out your butt?".



bigneil said:
Not sure where you came up with "average". Note that I have bikini models in Houston, New York City and San Francisco who still send me love letters, months after I last saw them.

I think we can all agree that this is most likely just a girl who bears a striking resemblance to Lexi Belle and who probably is exploiting that fact by choosing the stage name Lexi and claiming to have made pornos for Vivid. Whoever it is looks so much like her that I thought it was her. So I at least have a girl who looks like Lexi Belle. She agreed to go out with me Wednesday (sending 20 texts today).

But I can't go.

Because just now, as luck would have it, a hotter, younger stripper who I just met Saturday night and rated 9.5 (#2 on my list, ahead of Lexi) just started texting. One who is not a porn star. On the heels of taking another stripper bikini shopping Thursday, I just went to play Poker Saturday and happened upon love at first sight with a new girl visiting from the West Coast. She and I spoke, she told me her real name and then she went on stage. When I went to tip her on stage she said "I left my phone number on your drink". She drew a heart on it (the #1 handwriting analysis sign). Well just now (at midnight) she actually called me. Said she just wanted to hug me (hugs are not on the menu at strip clubs). We just spoke on the phone (my land line) for 27 minutes. This girl is 21 (born in 1993). When we met I immediately told her she was too young but she said her last boyfriend was 46. We are going out Wednesday and I will have to postpone Lexi-lookalike.

The new girl just texted: "We have united! I could tell from the first moment I looked in your eyes."

She's talking about cosmic energy and the Universe where most of Lexi-lookalike's texts were "how r u".

When it rains it pours.
This is your best story yet Neil :up:

You "can't go" out with the "sexiest woman you've ever met" because you "just met" a hotter younger stripper than an HB11? LOL

Now she's a lookalike? Have fun reading those love letters that those bikini models sent you haha
 

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Guys Big neil and I used to have it out a couple years ago when he was claiming similar things with strippers. He has not changed I see haha. We actually get along now to a degree, but I think it goes without saying that either he is out and out lying, greatly embellishing, or living in a totally different reality than you or I. Like Elliot Rodger reality.

Take everything he says about strippers with 1 X infinity grains of salt.

I think he is the biggest troller that has ever graced these boards that people still take seriously.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well, I guess we can all agree that my sex life is unbelievable!

But for my fans, I've attached an unedited screenshot of my phone from tonight.

This is what women here who pose as men like Cordon found so impossible to fathom that they referred to it as “Mass Murderer Reality”. That’s right, if you score enough, they will say you must not only be insane, but a danger to society like some virgin on Prozac. Hell hath no fury.

Here is a summary of the 6 girls from 4 states (including 3 photos) who texted me this week (not counting an email I just got from #7 today):

1) Olga - 32, The Russian girl I lived with in NYC (who Cordon said wasn't hot, and who Cordon said would knife me to death). I left her one year ago today.
2) Lexi - 25, As you guys can see, postponing a date doesn't mean they lose interest. She is confirming our dinner date here today.
3) Natasha - 21, had written to thank me for our date Wed night. We met 6 days ago.
4) EV - 27, the one who left with me to model bikinis 8 days ago immediately took a taxi here Wed when she found out about Natasha.
5) Courtney - 25, one of my CA bikini models who I agreed to go see next month. Haven't seen her in 6 months but she still writes.
6) Susie - 25, a friend who works at the club and screens my women, reviewing a photo of EV.

Average age: 25.83 (18 years my junior).

I would be willing to bet anyone $1000 that these messages are legit. Name your method of proof. But then please either put up or shut up.
 

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bigneil, are you one of those sugardaddy types? whats going on here? are you going to strip clubs and charming these women or are you attracting them with money? im just curious, all i hear about is you hanging at strip clubs, i just want to know whats going on. you sound like Ronnie the Limo driver from the Howard Stern show, you sound like Scoresman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoJ0qd1bzSk
 

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bigneil said:
Well, I guess we can all agree that my sex life is unbelievable!

But for my fans, I've attached an unedited screenshot of my phone from tonight.

This is what women here who pose as men like Cordon found so impossible to fathom that they referred to it as “Mass Murderer Reality”. That’s right, if you score enough, they will say you must not only be insane, but a danger to society like some virgin on Prozac. Hell hath no fury.

Here is a summary of the 6 girls from 4 states (including 3 photos) who texted me this week (not counting an email I just got from #7 today):

1) Olga - 32, The Russian girl I lived with in NYC (who Cordon said wasn't hot, and who Cordon said would knife me to death). I left her one year ago today.
2) Lexi - 25, As you guys can see, postponing a date doesn't mean they lose interest. She is confirming our dinner date here today.
3) Natasha - 21, had written to thank me for our date Wed night. We met 6 days ago.
4) EV - 27, the one who left with me to model bikinis 8 days ago immediately took a taxi here Wed when she found out about Natasha.
5) Courtney - 25, one of my CA bikini models who I agreed to go see next month. Haven't seen her in 6 months but she still writes.
6) Susie - 25, a friend who works at the club and screens my women, reviewing a photo of EV.

Average age: 25.83 (18 years my junior).

I would be willing to bet anyone $1000 that these messages are legit. Name your method of proof. But then please either put up or shut up.
Neil I don't begrudge you and the things you do. I actually think you give really good advice to the guys on here when you aren't talking about strippers. And I don't doubt that there is some semblance of truth to what you talk about when you discuss these strippers that you seem to date exclusively. I just think either you are thinking about these girls differently than they think about you, or there is a lot more to the story with these strippers. Such as you are paying them.

Look, if you want to date strippers your whole life go ahead. Knock your self out. But imo there is some sort of deeper psychological issue going on with you that makes you seek these types of girls out. I don't think you will ever be really happy living that kind of lifestyle.

That Lexi girl is cute. But the first girl Olga is a 5.5-6 at best, and EV looks chubbs.
 

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foreverAFC said:
bigneil, are you one of those sugardaddy types? whats going on here? are you going to strip clubs and charming these women or are you attracting them with money? im just curious, all i hear about is you hanging at strip clubs, i just want to know whats going on. you sound like Ronnie the Limo driver from the Howard Stern show, you sound like Scoresman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoJ0qd1bzSk
Haha that is exactly who he is like. Great call.
 

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When you're paying these chicks hundreds of dollars for dates and sex I wouldn't be too proud of that.

You all can see from his ramblings below he "met" another Vivid Porn Star who makes "house calls".

Big Time Porn Stars don't dance incognito at clubs, they are the main attraction to get customers. I read about that Lexi chick and she is a well known porn star that wouldn't be texting you or dancing at a small time club.

You're paying for these women Neil. That is no big feat. Anybody with enough cash can do that.

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Anyhow, here was my night:

1) Strip Club A - $7 cover, $3 tip, $5 drink, $3 tip. Talked to a hot waitress for 30 minutes (spending $20 in that time on another drink, $5 tip and tips for girls on stage) and she was ready to leave with me (place was dead). But I snuck out on her without asking for her number (as some noted, it's often ok to wait on that). (Total: $38 for a new prospect).

2) Strip Club B - $5 cover, $2 tip, $7 drink, $3 tip, $20 table dance (girl had bad breath so I bailed). $5 tip (gorgeous girl on Stage from Russia). But another girl came out of nowhere. Tall with her real hair color. Only two small tattoos. Medium but real boobs, perfect skin and bubble butt. Said she was 25 and liked her men around age 41 (thought I was 34). She smelled like bubble gum. We got a table. She sat on my lap and then 5 minutes later shocked me (in my new city) by saying "We can get a booth and I can s*ck your d*ck for 30 minutes and nobody will know". I said "No thanks, I can't really get turned on in a place like this" and she said "Maybe if you stuck it in my h*t pink assh*le. I love it there"!! Told me worked in Vegas and made porno for Vivid and I believe it. Anyhow I asked her if she makes house calls and she said yes. She said she could be there at 2:15AM but I said we should wait until (tonight). She called me on her phone until mine rang. She got called on stage so I paid her $60 and (fighting off some other girls on the way) left. (Total: $97 for new hooker who will deliver sex for $400 + tip).

So I spent $135 or 90 minutes pay getting a couple prospects (in about 2 hours time). As you can see, time was the biggest cost.


bigneil said:
I remember back in 2003 when I was broke and I got a date with a girl who looked like Claire on Lost (I called her "The Ten"). Back then, if you took a girl out for a pizza and beers you needed $100, and that was cutting it close.
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If you are talking about just having sex with them, $300+tip is what it costs for immediate sex if you are good looking. $500 if you are average.


bigneil said:
No way. There is no hot girl who will sleep with a stranger for $200. $300 yes.

bigneil said:
Remember, you don't just get a number for $100 (which is what you give her). You get the equivalent time of a date with her, for about what a date would cost. If you are good you will physically get further than you would on a good date. Mainly, you have a chance to work whatever magic you have. And you gain power because the more beautiful women you interact with (even if they reject you), the better.

In the end, strippers don't like you any more than other equally hot girls, but they also don't like you any less than equally hot girls. If you travel a lot, your best bet for meeting gorgeous women is strip clubs or bartenders.
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1) Be prepared to spend $200 total the night you go out. Any less is not going to do it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Why would anyone want to date a stripper, porn star, escort, etc. Doesn't make any sense to me. It's like buying a bus...instead of a bus pass!
 

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Why would anyone want to date a stripper, porn star, escort, etc. Doesn't make any sense to me. It's like buying a bus...instead of a bus pass!
Buying the bus would be him marrying one :cool:
 

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Bokanovsky said:
Why would anyone want to date a stripper, porn star, escort, etc. Doesn't make any sense to me. It's like buying a bus...instead of a bus pass!
for hot, empty, meaningless but very enjoyable sex?

what does a bus have to do with strippers?
 

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That Olga chick looks freaky. Look at her hair in that picture, it looks like it's going straight up. It looks like she might be hanging upside down from the ceiling by her feet!

There's something about her eyes that creep me out. That chick looks evil, lol.
 

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I'm not completely buying this story, but whatever. If it's true that you're going to bang Lexi Belle...more power to you.

But something seems off....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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