The Porn Star

[bigneil]

A few months ago I mentioned a stripper who I met, but I hadn't taken her up on her explicitly shocking offer. Anyhow, I couldn't get her out of my mind for months. So last week I went to her club, on a premonition that she would be there. She was. When she saw me she went in the ladies changing room (hopefully to fix her hair, but possibly to put ointment on). When she came back she walked straight over to me and hugged me and remembered my name. I ended up getting her number and we went out last week.

So today I parked in the wrong spot and happened to be walking by some cheesy porn shop, and on another premonition, I went inside to see if they had any movies on Blu Ray. Note that it had been 20 years since I went to a porn shop (I get my porn online). And I had never bought a porn on Blu Ray.

The lady said "We only have a few". The very first one I picked up had a familiar girl on the cover. I couldn't believe it. It was her. Oh and she won an AVN award and has 346 movies on SugarDVD.

Anyhow she was supposed to come to dinner this week so just now I texted her and said I have a good movie to watch afterward, and she is ready to come over already.

I won't say her name but this is her:

What do you think? Would you still date her (age 25)?



"Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!"

J Geils, 1981

 

[devilkingx2]

only if she's willing to make the bedroom like a porno

 

[HoneyHitter]

Why are you asking us? You're a free man, live life on your own terms.

I wouldn't tell her I found out about her past at all. But she better be blowing me like the real pornstar she is!

 

[bigneil]

I'm thinking it must be a look-alike who is posing as her. Or else I'm going to wake up during a lobotomy in Brazil (1985). But she is seriously that hot so it's a moot point. In a way I hope it's not my date who I saw in those 1245 xvideos.

 

[El Payaso]

Lmfao. That's Lexi Belle.

You know what your standards are and you should know how to screen for what you want. If a girl who's been doing porn since 18, slept with countless men, taken all sorts of phalluses up every orifice and God knows what else before she turned 18 is your thing, then go for it.

 

[SmooveMooves]

You better not wife this chick yo.

Pump & Dump

And wear a penis jacket.

I don't want to see any threads from you about how this chick effed you over, that your in love with a stripper (t-pain), or that you may have contracted Herpes type 5.

Don't be a fool cause' she's cool bro.

 

[bigneil]

SmoothMoves - she talked about it. She is turning 26. And I thought about it. I am turning insane.

It's hard to believe, but I either:

A) Saw Penthouse Pet of the Year 2014 naked. (Just found this).
or
B) Saw a girl indistinguishable to Penthouse Pet of the Year, with the same name, age, red hair, breasts, butt, skin, eyes, and producer.

Here's the funny part: this morning I had to make a list of all the girls I saw in the past 10 days, and there were 14. This girl was ranked in third place.

At least you guys will believe me now when I say a particular girl is hot. I gave this girl HB9 before knowing who she was. Now she is HB11.

 

[SmooveMooves]

Hey man, the only thing I can say is be wary.

Make careful decisions.

Lol'd @ "HB11"

 

[Syrio]

Haha good luck man, I'm very curious to see how this turns out

 

[bigneil]

It might sound strange, but this woman was the safest girl I ever met, and I've been to 40 states and 7 countries and I specialize in raunchy women. In fact, she is the only girl who ever rejected me during a table dance (The second time we met, I spanked her too hard and she walked away - talk about spanking off).

She is also the sexiest woman I ever met. The last time I saw her, when I kissed her goodbye, I asked "Would you please walk away so I can check out your butt?"

Anyhow, I've been texting her that I have an important question to ask her and she is dying to know what it is, but I must ask her in person to read her body language. I plan to pull out the Blu Ray (Batman XXX) after dinner.

 

[Mr. Kalikoat]

Lexi Belle is already 26, turning 27 this year.

So either the OP is bullsh*tting us, or Lexi lied to him about her age, or he's mistaken in her age, or his girl is not actually Lexi Belle but the OP thinks she is.

My bet is the 1st. Especially because Lexi lives in LA and the OP seemingly lives in Texas. That's quite a long distance lol.

 

[sylvester the cat]

post her a message on her twitter OP and let us all see how she responds to you.

https://twitter.com/OMGitsLexi

she's been in mexico since may 23rd.

 

[zekko]

Wow, first you meet the actress and now maybe a porn star. You're either going crazy or you're on a hot streak. To my mind, you have rather bizarre taste in women (strippers and sleazebags), but at least you know what you like, so I have to respect that.

 

[Mr. Kalikoat]

but at least you know what you like, so I have to respect that.

I don't respect liars who have to act cool and lie about their achievements on the internet rather than going out and actually achieving something.

 

[zekko]

I don't respect liars who have to act cool and lie about their achievements on the internet rather than going out and actually achieving something.

I guess "liar" could be a third possibility - aside from being crazy/delusional or being on a hot streak. But I wouldn't consider banging a porn star an "acheivement". An interesting anecdote, perhaps. YMMV.

 

[devilkingx2]

Lexi Belle is already 26, turning 27 this year.

So either the OP is bullsh*tting us, or Lexi lied to him about her age, or he's mistaken in her age, or his girl is not actually Lexi Belle but the OP thinks she is.

My bet is the 1st. Especially because Lexi lives in LA and the OP seemingly lives in Texas. That's quite a long distance lol.

the post after you claims that she's in mexico

mexico and texas aren't that far.

 

[sylvester the cat]

Lexi isn't a red head at the moment though. she's blonde?

 

[sylvester the cat]

looks like she's still in Mexico.

https://twitter.com/OMGitsLexi/status/471017990079537152/photo/1

when did she say she was coming over to yours for dinner, OP?

 

[bigneil]

Thanks for the detective work, guys. She sent 3 messages last night and said she was in Texas and wanted to get together but I just got them. From the twitter, it looks like she just got to Mexico today.

But she is texting me now and seems to be in town.

Why on Earth would I lie about this? It's not exactly an achievement, but I thought it was entertaining.

As I noted, I suspected it must be a lookalike with her name (or that I am indeed dreaming). To be honest, I hope it isn't her (I will ask her in person). Whoever it is looks so much like her that I honestly cannot tell, and I studied her. How many girls named Lexi did movies for Vivid, have red hair, and are the sexiest woman you've ever seen? And do you really think she publishes the same age for her stage name (it was off by one year, same sign)? Several photos look exactly like her.

And as far as the movie star, you can see that Bonnie Sturdivant is on FB, in Austin, and works at a movie theatre.

I saw them both in 24 hours actually.

Oh, and if you want to see the receipts from Target for the bikinis, small is not my size. It was my best week ever for sure.

 

[bigneil]

If I wanted to make this up, why would I have originally kept her name secret? You guys are the ones saying who it is. I didn't even realize how famous she was, or that she was in Penthouse until after I posted this, which of course made the odds of it being her much less.